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the random thought thread
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i am way too old to be enjoying this music
If it's too loud, then you're too old.
Will someone please answer that phone
I am not sure.... Just not. Strongly not. More not then got if you know what I mean?
Some of my co-workers put so much damn powder creamer and sugar in their coffee that it might as well be a liquid candy bar.
yoga pants...just...yoga pants
in related news, it appears to be a requirement for all males who work at whole foods to have beards
in related news, it appears to be a requirement for all males who work at whole foods to have beards
I think beard length signifies seniority.yoga pants...just...yoga pants
in related news, it appears to be a requirement for all males who work at whole foods to have beards
Note to self: St. Johnsbury is not St. Albans.
try it now? http://stalbans-virginia.com
Oscar Pistorius gets house arrest? Nobody really thought through this whole ankle bracelet thing...
Their taking his legs and putting the bracelet on his wrist
They're
I just discovered "comproble" is not a word. This is upsetting.
I'm hungry, I want Chinese food.
boobs.
and the question is "something mmike no longer touches?"
Why am I watching geepers creepers
is that a show about mmike?
I have never owned skin tight leather pants. Perhaps I've found my problem
my poops have moved from AM to PM...for some reason this bothers me. Perhaps daylight savings will help?
Goddamn lentils. Today's farts are gonna get me sent to The Hague.
Have you ever noticed that when Kramer opens Jerry's door you look into Jerry's bathroom. The bathroom is like 15' - 20' deep and Kramer's apartment door is right outside Jerry's door. So does Kramer live in Jerry's bathroom? Who lives in NYC and doesn't keep their door always locked? Jerry's apartment is on 11th ave w 37th, yet they go all the way 112th street for lunch. We have all been deceived. We need to boycott Seinfeld.
you need to suspend reality a bit moar when you watch TV, man...
random (probably bargain) sale: https://www.yahoo.com/homes/blogs/spaces/ghost-town-goes-for-almost--2-million-081839694.html
"You have to be the kind of person who can make the best out of a Tuesday. You know those people who live for the weekends? They're wishing their lives away. You have to find something worth living for or else you'll look back and realize you've wasted your life away."
drew marvin
drew marvin
Whatever happened to Rick Moranis?
Whenever we install one of my borderline genius quick design fixes on our equipment that works flawlessly, I walk away and close my eyes and pretend I'm Job Taffer walking away from a bar I just rescued.
Maybe I should clean my Electric Razor more than once a week.....
What the hell are you shaving Eric, a Llama ?
Face and head for that Mr Clean look
I'm definitely no fashionista, but I'm pretty sure overweight people should not wear skinny jeans.
I am very good at Masonry. Pretty good at tiling also.
Shut up woman get on my horse