i was wondering how one gets deaf in only one ear from a gay pride parade. i thought they wrenched both ears w/ all the religious fervor of a free mason clawing his way to 33rd degree
the random thought thread
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"I guess you've never had it in you're ear before...."
Iggy Pop....
keeping it really random and real...
"If you're willing to stand in line for 5 hours to buy pot in Seattle, you don't know anything about buying pot in Seattle."
very cool moment of clarity just hit me. In 50 minutes (midnight) I will have experienced 33 years of Sobriety......truly an amazing journey of light
Who here doesn't scratch their balls when they are alone on the Elevator? Come on....
Or better yet the crop dust when you get off.
to avoid taking a dump on your own balls, lean fwd a little more
and yes, i know you're test driving this posture as you read this
So when I pass out I will hit my head on the sink and die? No thank you.
Wouldn't it be great if instead of just getting the pieces, Snyder's gave you the whole Pretzel instead? I am more then capable of breaking the pretzel up by myself. In fact I prefer to. That powder stuff is like crack....
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Should I fire my "boss", who is incompetent, but a real friend?
Only if you can give him Pizza and Cake on his last day.
I am so done with working for a "living"...
Just remember you can't sleep until 12:30, go for a ride to the restaurant and get waffles, then ride home to take a nap everyday. I can. You might have to do things that qualify as work as you have a wife. I however don't.
no. a real friend in the workplace is a rare breed.
Indeed....the guy who until recently was my boss, oddly enough is now one of my better friends. But the company couldn't have that. So they diluted him and brought in another VP to keep me in line. Divide and conquer and whatnot.
I have had friends who were crooks and friends who were incompetent. This person is in the latter category and is damaging us.
all fvcking day.
My first boss always stressed to me that "friends are friends, but business is business".
John Gotti was your old boss? Are you lil Nicky or Big Nick?
" N o w h e r e l e e . E v e r y w h e r e r i s k . A s i t W a s . A s i t i s . " T o m a s T r a n s t r ö m e r
If you do not shift your weight forward, you will hit behind the ball.
I am hard pressed to identify any one thing more critical to the human condition than proper pillow height.
Get Lucky is the most annoying song of 2014.
Worse than Happy?
Ahhh yes, that is what I meant, seems my brain has merged the two songs in to one super annoying tune.
I pray to Jesus that Pharrel(sp?) stops riding fixies and goes back to making stuff like this-
I freaked out on this bitch in the ring so hard that she died, and I don’t feel ****: “During an altercation in the underground fighting circuit, my opponent died and I experienced no remorse.”
I hate it when I shave before work and then find a spot I missed later in the day whilst rubbing my face in amazement at some stupid **** one of my co workers says or does...
Writing a down payment check and spending a ton on home improvement stuff really jacks up your budge on Mint.com.
soylent green
Cigarettes are so stupid. If you smoke you are likely to be:
1) Lazy
2) Stupid
3) Inconsiderate
1) Lazy
2) Stupid
3) Inconsiderate
Only Gangsters smoke Joints. Are you a Gangster?