[HardtailHack]

I'd like to know which CD that was given as a gift would be most likely to be thrown out by the recipient.

Weird Al albums or "Songs In the Key of Springfield" would be my guesses.

 

[6thElement]

I'd like to know which CD that was given as a gift would be most likely to be thrown out by the recipient.

Weird Al albums or "Songs In the Key of Springfield" would be my guesses.

Celine Dion

 

[eric strt6]

I know I m getting old, I am more sore from ten miles of rolling fireroads than I used to get on 30 miles of single track.

 

[Adventurous]

There are 9 planet of the apes movies. Do we really need more? Is there some aspect of that concept that still needs to be explored?

 

[slimshady]

There are 9 planet of the apes movies. Do we really need more? Is there some aspect of that concept that still needs to be explored?

9 out of 9 are already too many.

 

[SkaredShtles]

9 out of 9 are already too many.

Srsly this. Does *anyone* watch PotA movies??

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Srsly this. Does *anyone* watch PotA movies??

Will, similarly, why do folks continue to chase Star Wars?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Will, similarly, why do folks continue to chase Star Wars?

You shut your whore mouth!

 

[canadmos]

$7 lemonade that looks like vomit. Who is actually buying this shit?

 

[Westy]

$7 lemonade that looks like vomit. Who is actually buying this shit?

When life gives you lemony vomit...

 

[HardtailHack]

I was on a job site today and a staff member's car failed it's annual inspection.
A manger heard about it, he left site, picked up all the parts the guy needed to fix the car and told him he could pay him back whenever he could afford to, no rush.

That warmed my little black heart.

 

[Adventurous]

Flatulence is the expulsion of gas from the intestines via the anus, commonly referred to as farting. "Flatus" is the medical word for gas generated in the stomach or bowels.[1] A proportion of intestinal gas may be swallowed environmental air, and hence flatus is not entirely generated in the stomach or bowels. The scientific study of this area of medicine is termed flatology.[2]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence

 

[SkaredShtles]

Flatulence is the expulsion of gas from the intestines via the anus, commonly referred to as farting. "Flatus" is the medical word for gas generated in the stomach or bowels.[1] A proportion of intestinal gas may be swallowed environmental air, and hence flatus is not entirely generated in the stomach or bowels. The scientific study of this area of medicine is termed flatology.[2]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence

I think I've found my "retirement" job after this last kids finishes uni.

 

[eric strt6]

tit for tat

I told my wife I ate at Chipotle with a co worker and it wasn't very good. She then said why didn't you use the gift card on the fridge. It wasn't planned I replied. She said put it your wallet for next time. I said no, there won't be a next time. it wasn't good. . She replied "Stop being an ass put it in your wallet for next time it's free food"

I looked at her and said : If you bought a bottle of wine and you didn't like it would you go buy it again? silence......and she left the room