I hate seeing people 'jog' in place. At a crosswalk for instance. It drives me crazy.
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Got my skates sharpened and some new used shoulder pads. Open skate is cheap in the summer.
Lightning storm in the hi desert right now, I can see it from here..... Its friggin non stop, for the last 40 minutes I can see....... Its kick ass.
I am also currently realizing I ate way too much ghost pepper mango salsa.... It was worth it
I am also currently realizing I ate way too much ghost pepper mango salsa.... It was worth it
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Falling asleep while watching porn makes for some extremely interesting dreams
A teaspoon of 750,000 scoville hot sauce is a bad idea. Momentarily lost my hearing.
i fell asleep during my shoulder MRI tonight.
had brief dream of a 95 eclipse rear ending a 91 crown vic on an off-ramp in opelika, alabama
i feel like christopher walken
he might go for that
How did I ever poop without a smartphone?
Gerbils don't have the comfort of a phone and they never stop wriggling around which some find disconcerting and somewhat annoying. Phones never die and get stuck...
I want to drive around using Strava to set KOM times to annoy the overachievers.
Or turn it on next time you fly somewhere. I'm sure that will really boost your stats.
See a guy walking through our neighborhood with a green parakeet perched on his shoulder...2 year old daughter is enthralled with said pet bird...Dude is super nice, puts bird on ground for daughter to admire/pet...my 17 lb pound cat/land shark makes a sudden appearance...Hilarity ensues.
I hate work. It bores me. Perhaps hate is too strong a word. But I really could do without it...I like the money, but all in all I want to be paid for something that keeps me outside...golf caddy maybe.
as I look arcoss the table this morning at my mother in law I find myseld fighting the inner vices that are screaming kill the biatch, kill the biatch
How fitting would it be if I got a job working for Chase.... I have worked for EF Hutton, Shearson Lehman, and Thomson Reuters.....
Been watching the original G.I.Joe cartoon series on Netflix lately. It's funny how I havent watched this show in almost 20yrs and I find myself quoting some of the episodes.
Just the smell of my coffee makes me need to poop
reveiwing CVs for a job my work place has listed and i come across this "I also enjoy Easy listening music from singers such as black eye peas and one direction"
so you Sh1t yourself evertyime you walk into a starbucks?
My Laptop got stolen. I had some rare music in a folder on it. So those files became available from a user in Ann Arbor MI. I let the band know I effed up and lost the files... They found the guy and he has my Laptop.
NICE!!!! Now go break his legs.
Just bought a hardly used Mongoose Teocali for $350. My girlfriend is gonna love this! Her first legit trail bike.
IF you happen to live near Bristol Dr, Dexter MI feel free to stop by and say hello...
Yep, I hate fasting before a blood test
I do, still are.
They could be eating each others crap and crapping it out....wait....would that then make it the same amount of crap or 1/2 the crap? That's like a real life Crapception.
Quadrupled the crap cannot be logically explained.
Is JonKranked dead?
updated his face book at 11:30 yesturday so maybe, but probably not.
Discovered a place down the street that has a sugar free, 600 calorie milkshake with 40 grams of whey protein in it......... Cookies and cream flavor and it is great............ Found a snack I can have that will not kill me!!!
A girl I know (friend of a friend) just posted a pic of herself on Facebook at a Nickelback show, and she's bragging about the "good beer" in her hand which she states is a Bud Light Lime.
So much disappoint in one post!
To defriend or not to defriend???
So much disappoint in one post! To defriend or not to defriend???
PHIHB firstA girl I know (friend of a friend) just posted a pic of herself on Facebook at a Nickelback show, and she's bragging about the "good beer" in her hand which she states is a Bud Light Lime.
To defriend or not to defriend???
Put her in her butt? Sounds flexy.
Better than the other way around.
Well Washtenaw County which is where the honest law abiding citizen who stole my Laptop lives. They want me to get proof that the Laptop in question is actually mine. I met all their criteria and now I want my Laptop back....
