Gun Control
It is empty-beer. Why are you surprised?
They take everything seriously over there, unlike here where nobody takes anything seriously.
They take everything seriously over there, unlike here where nobody takes anything seriously.
Knee jerking is a tried and true training method for building cycling strength.
You Gotta be kiddin!
You guys should totally "pre emptive strike" those murderous fuckers!!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/73044914/people-are-getting-shot-by-toddlers-on-a-weekly-basis-in-the-us
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/73044914/people-are-getting-shot-by-toddlers-on-a-weekly-basis-in-the-us
You're talking about the US military yeah?
Nothing more Darwin than being taken out of the gene pool by your own seed. Amerika, fuck yeah !
Well if sandy hook taught me one thing as an american, it's that only less restrictive gun laws will prevent this.
The only thing that will stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with...oh never-mind.
Fuck it, let's just do away with all gun laws, and all laws for that matter. It worked for those cowboys and gunfighters on TV. Total free-for-all with guns blazin. And if you happen to get shot just bite on a bullet while your buddy digs out the slug with a bowie knife. You won't need none of that sissy doctor'n or antibiotics. You'll be back to killing bad guys by lunch. Yee haw !
Really, what's the point of prolonging the inevitable decline of humanity into a self-fulfilling, medieval, post apocalyptic ruin ? We're devolving a rapidly alarming rate as proven by the now reclassified documentary, "Idiocracy" Brought to you by Carl Jr's. So let'r rip !
Fuck it, let's just do away with all gun laws, and all laws for that matter. It worked for those cowboys and gunfighters on TV. Total free-for-all with guns blazin. And if you happen to get shot just bite on a bullet while your buddy digs out the slug with a bowie knife. You won't need none of that sissy doctor'n or antibiotics. You'll be back to killing bad guys by lunch. Yee haw !
Really, what's the point of prolonging the inevitable decline of humanity into a self-fulfilling, medieval, post apocalyptic ruin ? We're devolving a rapidly alarming rate as proven by the now reclassified documentary, "Idiocracy" Brought to you by Carl Jr's. So let'r rip !
That's a lot of responsible gun owners.
i hear chicago is safe.
More responsible gun ownership from my part of the US:
http://m.peninsulaclarion.com/news/2015-10-14/kasilof-man-dies-from-accidental-gunshot#gsc.tab=0
http://m.peninsulaclarion.com/news/2015-10-14/kasilof-man-dies-from-accidental-gunshot#gsc.tab=0
It's called a mechanics rage facilitator tool..... I hear they considered making it part of the basic Jeep tool kit.
Certainly it would have solved Mmikes jeep problems.
Well what good is a gun anyway when you have it locked away in a safe place somewhere?
The only way 'Murica is gonna be a safer place is if everyone carrys a gun on his/her body 24/7...
Its a no brainer really.
Next SNL sketch will be where everyone has a gun pointed at everyone else, arms outstretched and locked? When addressing a stranger, you point your gun at them, they point their gun at you, etc?
Doesn't anyone just throw tools anymore?It's called a mechanics rage facilitator tool..... I hear they considered making it part of the basic Jeep tool kit.
Certainly it would have solved Mmikes jeep problems.
That's what I'm talking about! If I'm gonna kill someone, I want that kind of satisfaction. Knife or bare hands. Maybe a bat.
I'm a ball peen hammer kind of guy, tack hammer if you want to savor the moment.
Nah Silky Saw for the win... you can do it real fast or do it real slow if you want to get you point across in a more in depth way. 
Fair warning: buzzkill story ahead ...
Back in high school a guy named Larry Casper came home to find his older brother and his dad got into a brawl. Dad hit him with a ball peen hammer. The brother left to cool off for the night.
After Larry and his mom went to sleep the Dad killed them with that hammer and hanged himself in the garage. The older brother found them all the next morning.
Back in high school a guy named Larry Casper came home to find his older brother and his dad got into a brawl. Dad hit him with a ball peen hammer. The brother left to cool off for the night.
After Larry and his mom went to sleep the Dad killed them with that hammer and hanged himself in the garage. The older brother found them all the next morning.
Hey, some of us are responsible hammer owners. Mine are kept hanging neatly on a wall, stored in tool boxes, in various rooms through out the house, in the car...Ok I need all these hammers...For work, and protection, and erections, I mean confidence, damn it...I'm not the one with the problem you guys are.
Ok that's it.
Mr Angry just won the thread.
Mr Angry just won the thread.
If you really wanted to be prepared in the wilderness, you'd take a small fire extinguisher.
Sorry, I didn't know ball peen hammers were such a sensitive subject. I'll just kill people with guns from now on, folks don't get upset about that.Fair warning: buzzkill story ahead ...
Back in high school a guy named Larry Casper came home to find his older brother and his dad got into a brawl. Dad hit him with a ball peen hammer. The brother left to cool off for the night.
After Larry and his mom went to sleep the Dad killed them with that hammer and hanged himself in the garage. The older brother found them all the next morning.
When I was in high school a classmate named Brian Britton murdered his parents, brother, and sister early in the morning with a shotgun before taking the bus to school. He only managed to mangle his 8 year old brother. He was one of those kids who wore camo all the time, brought AR-15 parts into metal shop. No one could see it coming, nothing you could do.
He was 15, convicted of 4 life sentences as an adult. That serves as a great deterrent for others not to not commit suicide after a solid mass murder.
Stop making sense.
Just so long as you don't use "clips" you should be fine.
In Texas, where I am right now, that's called "spreading freedom".
Dog shoots woman:
http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/27/us/indiana-trigger-the-dog-shoots-owner/
A decade ago, cat shoots man:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2005/03/10/cat-shoots-owner-with-mm-handgun.html
http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/27/us/indiana-trigger-the-dog-shoots-owner/
A decade ago, cat shoots man:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2005/03/10/cat-shoots-owner-with-mm-handgun.html
That sounds tantamount to needing a reason?
I thought the Retardicans/teabaggers had outlawed the reason/reasoning sort of thing?