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The Bakery: The Power of Not Giving a F*ck
The dude
Words and Photos by Danielle Baker
What I want to know is who the hell that chick is hanging out with.Danielle "not a dude's name" Baker said:Skaters don’t give a **** if you want to skate; mountain bikers not only want to introduce everyone to the sport, they’ll loan you their extra bike and spare helmet to make it even easier.
No!!!!Danielle "not a dude's name" Baker said:I’m not a skateboarder
What I want to know is who the hell that chick is hanging out with.
Probably chicks. Or dudes badly in need of touching a chick.
No!!!!
Really!!!?????
The only thing lamer than being a mountain biker is fawning over what you THINK skateboard culture means.
She makes a good point and one I actually agree with like 900% but jeesh......a dude in a speedo and skateboarding references just doesn't do it for me. Wacky and zany attention seeking isn't exactly the same thing.
Her friend is a punk rock stereotype..he ain't payin for nuthin!!Hello friend of danielle baker (a chick's name) welcome to the ridemonkey.
Steal some shltty carbon rims and stay a while!
........ooh dear god........that's funnyDanielle "not a dude's name" Baker said:Shaun Palmer didn’t train
you crazy?...and punk rock sucks ass,...always has ,always will.Its for room temperature IQs with ADHD that can't pay attention to a melody or a chord progression , cuz their synapses are fried from the whippets and bong hits
Not sure.Spose it's possible.you crazy?
I noticed that the other day, how the f*ck did you become a mod?This article is terrible and represents what I hate about "the scene" especially DH. MTB is fantastic because the people share a comradery not present in other "extreme" sports. Somehow we've managed to keep the douchebags out of the sport for a long time.
You have no idea how badly I want to abuse my newly found mod privileges with a word or warning in the thread title, but I suppose BIKE is the forum sponsor.
He gave a f*ckI noticed that the other day, how the f*ck did you become a mod?
For some reason I read this with Eric cartmans voice.Hope you all like spandex and 29ers, cause that's what you're gonna get. I don't give a f*ck.
Me, too...but in my mind's eye, it still looks like this:For some reason I read this with Eric cartmans voice.
I don't know if you were making a reference or not but,I don't want to punch "everyone" in the throat.I think i am dumber now for having read that printed diarrhea. But i will say this, any douchebaggery that occurs in "the downhill scene" is pale in comparison to the "punch everyone in the throat" culture of dirt roadies and xc racerbois.
Have you ever actually punched anyone in the throat? I haven't but after watching it done really effectively, it's on my bucket list for sure. That shlt was awesome!I don't know if you were making a reference or not but,I don't want to punch "everyone" in the throat.
I'm very selective.Just wanna make that clear.
I do like saying "punch you in the throat" though.Makes you sound like you actually put thought into it and you might be slightly insane.Its fun.
I know!.its also kinda scary,cuz you can crush a windpipe