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AngryMetalsmith

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Jun 4, 2006
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I have no idea where I am
I'm gonna be honest here, Biel obviously would get it, but i'd wreck Helen Mirren.
I'm with ya. Helen Mirren came up to my booth at a craft fair wearing a low cut sundress with the girls pushed together and cowboy boots. She looked for a while, complemented me on my work and left. At the time I didn't know who she was, I just thought she was some older hottie that I wouldn't mind bangin.