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I'm about to hop on the KICKR. Go team. The local BBQ place is open today so that will be our lunch. Jesus died so we can eat burnt ends and mashed sweet potatoes.
Jesus, if an actual person, died because human beings are violent creatures. Gods are imaginary creatures. People waste time inventing stories about them and torturing and killing other people because of said imagination.
Have a good morning.
Closed my eyes last night, but I'm not sure I ever slept. Oh well.
Gonna ride with @CrabJoe StretchPants in a couple of minutes. Second ride of the year, which would double my total from last year.
Rode my bike for the first time in a month, Archer shifter wigged out, that, my forgetfullness and lack of mechanical fucks given saw me ride 3km with a flat.
On the first day, God created CushCore, thanks bruv.
Paid $13 for a Ginger Beer today and it was only a shitty four percenter.
Sleep time.
On the first day, God created CushCore, thanks bruv.
Paid $13 for a Ginger Beer today and it was only a shitty four percenter.
Sleep time.
shit, I forgot that today was easter and everything would be closed. I failed to get to a likka stoah yesterday due to all the happenings and now I've missed out. I wonder if there are any heathens out there where I can get something to treat yoself
otherwise I hope to get a ride in. Daughter wants to ride but son is terrified of the outdoors so he won't ride his bike nor hop on the trailer. Should be weird.
otherwise I hope to get a ride in. Daughter wants to ride but son is terrified of the outdoors so he won't ride his bike nor hop on the trailer. Should be weird.
Layla got into Haley's candy bag from yesterday's party. Not sure what she ate, but likely enough. Study all day today until rack of lamb and cheesecake. Box is off Audi, so I can get it washed properly for the first time in months. It might need to go through the wash twice.
Watch out for the Rocky Mtn Hippos coming out of hibernation.
Closed my eyes last night, but I'm not sure I ever slept. Oh well.
Gonna ride with @CrabJoe StretchPants in a couple of minutes. Second ride of the year, which would double my total from last year.
Despite 8 hour ride yesterday, slept like crap again. Will hopefully ride trails today.
$4.094/gallon last time I filled up here.
What year?
Yo yo. I shall treat today like any other day. Rained all day yesterday so no ride. Will plant my garden and chill today.
Morning Monkeys.
Heater in the shed has died, oddly enough this time of year, heaters aren't as plentiful. There "should" be one at the Walmart, yay. In theory they are open today.
Heater in the shed has died, oddly enough this time of year, heaters aren't as plentiful. There "should" be one at the Walmart, yay. In theory they are open today.
Managed to fall back asleep. A buddy came over for fajitas last night, we got into the tequila. Oof. Baileys in the coffee kind of morning. Wife's crazy ass family is coming over, that'll be a blast. Not. At least there's some tequila left.
Not enough sleep. Kids have been up since 2 or 3 in morning, due to the overwhelming excitement of the coming zombie jesus rabbit.
Egg hunts shall be conducted, ham and whiskey shall be consumed.
Egg hunts shall be conducted, ham and whiskey shall be consumed.
Ham and whiskey you say?
Lost the battle, prime rib is in the sous vide, may be great, may be eating hot dogs. TBD
Steep ride plus yard work yesterday has me entire life sore this morning, gunna steal candy from kids and see if that fixes it.
Steep ride plus yard work yesterday has me entire life sore this morning, gunna steal candy from kids and see if that fixes it.
I feel as though I have risen from the dead. Kids have found their baskets of bullshit. The esposa is baking a ham with eggs Benedict plans for some neighbors. I’m really hoping the old neighbors don’t bring up that Jesus crap. I also wish Easter was just on the equinox so we could just do that it’s a pain having to pagan and then do egg hunt like 3 weeks later.
