Bear mace must hurt sooooo ****ing bad! Pepper spray hurts bad enough so I can't imagine something designed to stop a bear.
And yes, I personally know how much pepper spray hurts.
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And yes, I personally know how much pepper spray hurts.
17 ounce snot rockets for the win!
I love it when my insurance company sends me checks.
bad 1st dates?
Ha ha ha.... no.
Long story short ---> My friend (a girl) had a pepper spray on a keychain that the safety broke. She was having a party and one of my buddies found it in a drawer and it accidently shot up in the air at my buddy and I. Within 5 seconds we were laying on the floor coughing our lungs up. Everyone else at the party found it hilarious.
even when you know its the right thing to do. it's really hard to stand in front of the social services folks and request an investigation by adult protective services into the living conditions of an older person being cared for by their family.
I had a dream that I was at a table in a bar with a bunch of you monkies... and I had to call you all by your screen names since I don't know your real names. We all drank beer, and I'd like to think it was post ride.
Was I there?!
I HATE when people call/refer to others by their usernames if they know their real name when talking to/about them in real life. I don't know why it annoys me so much but it does.
its best if you can somehow combine the two. for instance, in person i call sandwich "sandy andy".
That being said, jon kranked is a nickname i picked up in high school. When I moved to college (far away), it followed me. What was really funny was that for years some of my friends in rochester (where i went to college) thought that kranked was my actual legal last name.
You were BOTH there! I also remember BV, IAB, GFF, TreeSaw, and SS... plus a couple more... And Jon said, "You must be Skibunny, pleased to meet you!" Don't know how I knew it was those... it just was ok!
But... I definitely like this combining of names, that sounds fun.
You know it was a dream because there's no way Jon would sound that polite.
I demand MS Paint renditions of what you think we look like.
you'd be surprised. I work in the medical field with a lot of PhD's, so in a work environment I'm very polite and well mannered. Then there's party kranked. It's like dr jekyll and mr hyde.
I know what you mean, I'm the same way.
I call "Amish Matt", "Am-ish Matt" when i see him...
New albums from Shadows Fall and Tenacious D came out today. Both are available to listen to for free on Spotify.
I guess I know what I'll be doing tonight
I guess I know what I'll be doing tonight
drinking heavily?New albums from Shadows Fall and Tenacious D came out today. Both are available to listen to for free on Spotify.
I guess I know what I'll be doing tonight
Why is AT&T, a communications giant, so difficult to deal with ?
They can't email me a contract, want to fax it. WTF
And yes I am on hold while typing this.
Two weeks ago I spent 2.5 hrs on the phone with them and was in the process of agreeing to a new contract when I got disconnected. It's taken two weeks to talk to another agent.
Still holding.
They can't email me a contract, want to fax it. WTF
And yes I am on hold while typing this.
Two weeks ago I spent 2.5 hrs on the phone with them and was in the process of agreeing to a new contract when I got disconnected. It's taken two weeks to talk to another agent.
Still holding.
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Here I sit in the class where I began. Wiser? not sure, but definitely more wise-ass-ish.
Well yes that, and listen to kick ass music.
you're gonna have to get some kick ass music too then
Why are you with AT&T to begin with? Maybe the failure to get a contract is a blessing in disguise and a sign to GTFO now.
Hey now, Shadows Fall is some good stuff. Though I heard a new song on satellite radio a couple weeks ago and wasn't a fan.you're gonna have to get some kick ass music too then
They are the only available ISP for this building. A standard 6.0 DSL costs $120 per month if you don't have it bundled with other services. New contract should be sent out tomorrow. If I add a land line I can get the DSL for $30/mo. This would keep my bill roughly the same as the previous contract.
What drives me nuts with AT&T for small business is that you can't pay the bill at an AT&T store, or online, only by check or by phone to which they tack on a $5 convenience fee. Also the contact no. they print on the small business statement is for their residential department. Where you will be put on hold only to be told later that you need the small business department.
Even though they fail miserable in the communication area, they are far better than dealing with Clearwire.
Black UPS drivers look like they are naked.
I do not need another guitar.
I do not need another guitar.
I do not need another guitar.
I do not need another guitar.
I do not need another guitar.
I do not need another guitar.
Ahhhh, fvck it.
I do not need another guitar.
I do not need another guitar.
I do not need another guitar.
I do not need another guitar.
I do not need another guitar.
Ahhhh, fvck it.
You could go back in the closet. Really it's OK we'll pretend like nothing happened for the sake of continuity.
Another walk, another red bull.
burrrrp another 16oz of B&J Phish Food has mysteriously dissapeared
Mooshoo and a hipster chick started to have sex in the middle of a dark park. After about 15 minutes of it, Mooshoo finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The Hipster chick says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes
It's not necrophilia if you yell, "Surprise!"
I feel buying a long board would be the best thing I could do for my health and transportation needs. They are fun as hell too. $80 I am justifying for it. Element 44. The guys from the shop are taking me to the spot tomorrow afternoon to try it out.
I was in the pharmacy the other day. This woman ahead of me had the same Eurocopter promotional tag on her key chain that I have on my laptop bag. I was going to comment on it.......but she was buying tampons.
edit: true story
edit: true story
No way.....
yes way
they were o.b.
they were o.b.
Does your wife know you let her use your IGA customer care card?
Wow... summer festivals really bring out some interesting looking people.
a trued wheel makes for a good ride.
also, TGF fenders