[jdcamb]

Wait, who's getting married ? I thought jd had only been on a couple of dates with the new girl. But if MMike is getting married again that would certainly explain the anger.

We have firmly established I am not getting married. I plan to do whatever it takes to keep all my money.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

do you not have a spouse or a family?! how does one go about acquiring such a lifestyle...?

No woman, no worries.

Easy, never get married, avoid the cubicle farm, stop drinking, become a mildly misanthropic hermit/trail rat, and you too can wander the forrest at ease.