[JohnE]

Woke up this afternoon (Been working nights...) to the smell of fresh granola that the Frau made up. Life is simple, and it is is good...

 

[Quo Fan]

She still hasn't kicked my ass to the curb. She's a keeper.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

She hasn't begged me to make her my spouse yet. And she can keep up with me shot for shot.


Winner.

 

[kickstand]

yeah, enough said.

 

[TN]

Deals with my BS & lets me drag her all over the desert & mountains. thats why I wife'd her.
Plus she takes the wheel when I see double.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Deals with my BS & lets me drag her all over the desert & mountains. thats why I wife'd her.
Plus she takes the wheel when I see double.

Yea. But where the eff is she? RM lounge nerds would like to know.

 

[boostindoubles]

Oh man, did I watch my wife go through hell this weekend. 41 hours of labor later she gave me this:

 

[ICEBALL585]

My wife:
-puts up with my dumbass
-keeps me in check
-let's me go on crazy adventures w/o her (ie. Monkeyfest)
-is a semi-beer nerd
-is an awesome mother to our son
-loves watching sports
-likes being active & outdoorsy
-learned to ski since my family are skiers
-makes more money than me


(the list keeps going)

 

[I Are Baboon]

I just do what I'm told.

 

[MMike]

Where am I? I seem to be lost....

 

[Adventurous]

Where am I? I seem to be lost....

Jeep still working okay?

 

[mantispf2000]

As mentioned earlier, 17 years worth of time. And today, we leave for Salt Lake City and that Bahama hot dog contest. Why is that special? Well, she doesn't let me eat read meat (what she doesn't know, of course), and to have to eat 5 dogs for a shot at a cruise, well, I'm not going down without a swallowing........



yes, I know what I just said....

 

[Da Peach]

I went to Whistler for the day less than two weeks after our 2nd son was born. She gets points for that...

Or do I lose some? Too late now, I guess...

Oh, and she can cook like the dickens.

I wish she'd make more money than me...

 

[Colonel Angus]

I sure appreciate mine.

works hard around the house
makes more money than me
built us a kick ass CNC router table
winds her own electric guitar pickups
puts up with my dumb ass

 

[slyfink]

I thought this thread would be more along the lines of this one: http://www.ridemonkey.com/threads/this-should-go-well-portland-edition.270535/#post-4007644

I thought there might even be pictures and a rating system...

 

[dan-o]

25years this October.
Every day I come home and the locks aren't changed is a good day.

 

[Pesqueeb]

I've made mine a widow for a little bit. She can't get rid of me now, she'll never get her money back.

 

[dan-o]

That's right squeeb, salt the earth early and lock them in.

 

[TN]

Yea. But where the eff is she? RM lounge nerds would like to know.

Her internet snark can be found on the kinja brand of sites.