Boners for Jesus. Obviously, this is the end of Portland's stripping industry. 
http://www.saveportlandfromhell.com/2014/09/19/pole/
This should go well - Portland edition
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Aw......little nerd boys are going to have to hide their boners from the congregation.
...........and the priests leading them
...........and the priests leading them
great way to get in for free and get the real upclose look at boobs
I chuckled at their schedule :
Way to hit the peak traffic times there preacher.
Are those places even open at those times in the afternoon? If so, they're staffing their B-team or C-team so I bet it wouldn't be anything worth looking at.I chuckled at their schedule :
Way to hit the peak traffic times there preacher.
fact: teh Jeebs liked prostitutes and lepers more than tax collectors. these guys are doing it wrong.
This only makes me love Portland more.
Looks like I need a stack of crisp singles and a little free time. 
<edit> I've only been to casa once and I thought it was not only divey, but the fact they have signs mounted at each seat at the rack that reminds you to tip every song tells you while kind of non-tipping assholes frequent that place.
Plus they only use $2 bills, not singles.
#jimmyknowsportlandpeelers
<edit> I've only been to casa once and I thought it was not only divey, but the fact they have signs mounted at each seat at the rack that reminds you to tip every song tells you while kind of non-tipping assholes frequent that place.
Plus they only use $2 bills, not singles.
#jimmyknowsportlandpeelers
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why do they care?
Whoever put this together knows where to get a damn good steak.
I once sought the answer to the age old question - what kind of stripper works at 7:00 in the morning? The answer is an incredibly hot one. I got a 30 minute masturbation show while I at breakfast. I tipped a lot.
A group of us that used to work Shift 6 at Intel (7pm to 7am W/Th/F) used to hit Club Cabos off McLoughlin at about 7:45 every other Saturday after work. There were some hotties, but also some notties at 7. What's funny was the number of guys in full golf attire. You know the story to the wife was 18 holes at Eastmoreland only the clubs never left the trunk.
<edit> It's now called "Blush" but isn't listed on the schedule. I't a few blocks north of Acrop.
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You ate breakfast at a strip club? Really?!? What were they serving... crabs?
It was the Acropolis that was mentioned in the original like. The food is actually pretty good.
Due to the close proximity and the strenuous bean flicking, I'm lucky I didn't get any special sauce on my omelet.
That website is a freakin gold mine! Bonus structure for good deeds?!? "Crowns" earned for "saving" people?!? Earn cool sh!t in heaven by redeeming crowns... sh!t like x-ray vision, jewelry, armor, or stretchy bones?!?
Dude, the onion better start stepping it up, or I'm just going to follow this guy.
Dude, the onion better start stepping it up, or I'm just going to follow this guy.
Jody's/Club Cabo (same owner) $2.99 breakfast, 2 eggs, bacon, hash browns, toast, and coffee. It was damn good bacon, too.
<edit> The Acrop is know for its steaks, I've never had breakfast there. But they do a huge ribeye for like $8 that was awesome.
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