[jdcamb]

Mine goes to 111.

Do not call the power company. You need to buy a very expensive power conditioner.

 

[mandown]

Do not call the power company. You need to buy a very expensive power conditioner.

Or use a 2-in-1 like Pert Plus, or Sasha Grey.

 

[Westy]

How big a wok will you have? Will you have one or two microwaves?

He will definitely need several fire extinguishers.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

How is it that no one has proposed tapping into his aura as an infinite source of power?

 

[Westy]

How is it that no one has proposed tapping into his aura as an infinite source of power?

We just expected Knuck to transmit the idea via thought expression.


A fuel cell would be a nice clean and quiet solution.

 

[jstuhlman]

because that's some wack ass bullshit.
y u not

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Or methane provided by an anal probe.

 

[mandown]

Or methane provided by an anal probe.

#frackthecrack

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Start teaching spin classes and hook up generators to the stationary cycles. They pay you to generate your electricity.

 

[Westy]

Divert a stream through the unit and install a water wheel.

 

[Westy]

Wait for ocean levels to rise and install a tidal generator

 

[Westy]

Install linear magnetos into some shake weights.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Divert a stream through the unit and install a water wheel.

I always preferred the American mixed flow turbine.

 

[Westy]

I always preferred the American mixed flow turbine.

But they cost more. He can build a water wheel from stolen pallets and road signs.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Roy Underhill says you don't need power tools for woodworking.

 

[Westy]

Roy Underhill says you don't need power tools for woodworking.

You said woodworking

 

[mandown]

Harness my blood pressure at the office. It will shine like Christmas.

 

[Westy]

A few hundred thousand re-wired potato clocks, with potatoes.

 

[mandown]

A few hundred thousand re-wired potato clocks, with potatoes.

potato wave (1:30)
make me fries.

 

[4130biker]

Get in touch with this little jerk:

 

[Scrub]

Go to your local military junkyard

 

[DaveW]

Grow some guns and use unpowered tools.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Ooo - a custom Pelton wheel powered by a machine gun? Now you're talking!

 

[Blown240]

how about a decent power inverter for your car? Just make sure you have a healthy battery and alternator.

http://www.harborfreight.com/3000-watt-continuous6000-watt-peak-power-inverter-69712-9326.html

 

[jstuhlman]

hahahahahhaharrrrrborfreight

 

[Westy]

hahahahahhaharrrrrborfreight

He will need more fire extinguishers then.

 

[Iridemtb]

because that's some wack ass bullshit.
y u not

That doesn't look like a good brand of lube for my masturabatory generator idea. GU wouldn't be too efficient. WD-40 may be better.

Harness my blood pressure at the office. It will shine like Christmas.

I feel you man. Vasomotor responses require little energy in reality though.

how about a decent power inverter for your car? Just make sure you have a healthy battery and alternator.

http://www.harborfreight.com/3000-watt-continuous6000-watt-peak-power-inverter-69712-9326.html

On a serious note, I would have to keep my car running non-stop though, right? This wouldn't store any energy?

 

[Westy]

That doesn't look like a good brand of lube for my masturabatory generator idea. GU wouldn't be too efficient. WD-40 may be better.



I feel you man. Vasomotor responses require little energy in reality though.



On a serious note, I would have to keep my car running non-stop though, right? This wouldn't store any energy?

It would kill your battery, even with the car running. Most alternators cannot supply the power that thing would consume, let alone at idle.

 

[stevew]

He will need more fire extinguishers then.

wok/solar microwave.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

That might wok.