close the blinds and don't answer the door kinda day huh?
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Actually, it’s ‘avoid the MIL’ day, and wifey has a bad cold. 12 of us in one four bedroom house, it’s….uh…I can’t wait to get home.
We have to sneak food and hide it like alcoholics due to bullshit kosher hypocrisy.
Arguing / fighting with the spouse because of other family sucks.
Wtaf? You’re kidding, right?
Fritata / tortilla / gringo disgrace made out of leftovers is in the oven right. Beer soon.
No, not kidding. Sure, there is lots of food, but we like spicy stuff, anything that is not from the kosher market is basically off limits. No takeout, no leftovers, if it isn’t certified kosher, it’s not allowed. For example, if we ate a meat meal, I am not allowed to eat some late night ice cream, but the actual time of when that becomes allowable is unknowable, and changes.
God fucking forbid a piece of cheese makes it onto a pastrami sandwich.
once, twenty years ago, I accidentally used a dairy knife while cooking a delmonico, , she read me the riot act, and claimed she would have to bury the knife for ten years, and invite a Rabbi over to bless it, or some shit.
She still brings that up.
separate dishes, separate cutlery, separate, pots, pans, Tupperware, serving utensils, even separate dishwashers.
It’s an ultimate OCD manifestation that’s not simply insane because it is ‘religious’.
Keeping kosher: In Jewish tradition, kosher is more than avoiding bacon
It’s not simply a set of rules for what not to eat, but an expression of Jewish identity
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have to
no other choice
look what you made her do!
(film that shit next time, that's hilarious)
$62 a month which includes paying off a phone?
If not that seems insane, I pay 25 Aussie Dollarydoos for unlimited calls, texts, 30GB data and I get an hour or more of international calls a month.
Black Friday sales, I bought an amplifier at full price and that was it.
I bought from two different sellers a month apart in hope that I don't get owned by the tax non gender binary person shaped object.
I bought from two different sellers a month apart in hope that I don't get owned by the tax non gender binary person shaped object.
I bitterly joked to my wife that “I have a better idea where to bury that knife”. That did NOT go over well, as you can imagine.
So, the OCD observation was my own years ago, but apparently it’s a whole thing.
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So why does it cost so much?
unlimited data i guess....cheaper than when i had sprint or verizon...
america i guess....fuck if i know...it might be less...
its the least amount i have ever paid.
it is the best coverage i have ever had.
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I like my podunk country living - although it gets crazy around here sometimes. Just not millions in a fishbowl crazy.
Fuck. TIL my kid has graduated from kids jacket sizes to adult size. We just spent an hour and a half trying on jackets at a big sporting goods retailer (Sail for the east-coast Canucks). Can't find a ski jacket for less than $400. Given I just dropped over $2k on xc ski equipment, and he's seems to be growing at a regular clip, I'm reluctant to drop that much on a jacket. He's 13 FFS.. how can he have outgrown kids clothes?!
would certainly explain the current iteration of uci dh pro racers
That's the crazy part. He doesn't eat! Not for the energy expenditure he has anyways... Training for Nordic skiing 3x/week, and gym time too. This summer he was training an additional 4days/week for canoe racing. That included weight training every day...
put him on a peleton and get the power company to buy his next jacket
If you don't have ATT you should, couple of reasons.
ATT is the only vendor for first net
TLDR?
25 year contract to have reception on every major byway and highway
The second reason is they are the sole provider of public safety digital radio system towers (phase II trunking networks) essentially 5g towers in the 800-900 MGHZ (cell band)
Everyone else will be piggybacking on ATT towers from here on out and must charge for the services.
My Aunt was doing a Kosher Passover Seder. She had bottles of Manischewitz kosher swill er wine for the table. I grabbed them and took them to the bathroom and dumped them out and refilled the bottles with good Cabernet. My end of the table was in on it. My cousins at the other end could not believe we were drinking it until we convinced them to try it. My Cheshire cat grin gave me away but my Aunt never caught on (I didn't switch her bottle)
I lied this morning when I said I would buy nothing today. Turns out I'm kind of really sick. Doc put me on some meds. One of which I will have to take for the rest of my life. My metabolism was really fucked up making me a prime candidate for a heart attack. It looks like it will be an easy fix but damn So by 10am I was in line at the Pharmacy picking up a 90 day supply of 2 drugs, at least they aren't very expensive
@Full Trucker maybe try not preparing next time out? 
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Least prepared man in history finishes Baja 1000 in just under 49 hours - Hagerty Media
Wouter-jan Van Dijk was a man with a plan. A dangerous, quite insane plan to race the Baja 1000 on a bike he bought days earlier. He succeeded.
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A peloton or any other trainer will never cross the threshold of my home... But yeah, I've often thought of how to harness their energy...
Damn that sucks. But good that you caught it in time.
Hypothyroidism?
Doc said my TSH numbers were the highest he had ever seen outside of someone in a coma in the hospital. Plus a few other things are seriously out of wack. Luckily my kidneys, liver and pancreas are good