Jews Need Perfecting.
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give the ninja a lollipop
so excellent!
You have to admit that this reminds us, Jews and all, of a Biblical tale...that of Adam and the apple. I can't quite put my finger on why...
(Actually, I can, but then she'd choke and I'd get sued. Still might be worth it...)
I was guessing that you'd bring that up in short order...but why let the classics die? Timeless.
It's like the movie Slapshot...I need to go back to it every now and then. Timeless is exactly the correct word to use, IMHO...
you know, way back when there was this guy who also thought the jews weren't perfect....
his name was hitler.
his name was hitler.
WTF? That comparison is retarded and so unfair to Hitler.
The Inquisition (Let's begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right.
We're gonna help them see the light
and make an offer that they can't refuse. (That those Jews just can't refuse)
Confess, don't be boring.Spanish Inquisition
Say yes, don't be dull.
A fact you're ignoring:
It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull (or your govalt!)
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquistion (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
"I was sitting in a temple. I was minding my own business.
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass.
Then these Papus persons plungered and they throw me in a dungeon and they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
Is that considerate? Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preperation H in sight!"
"I'm sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm lookin' throught the pickins' and suddenly thes goyim pull down valls.
I didn't even know them and they grabbed my by the stoghum and started playing ping pong with my balls!
Ooh, the agony! Ooh, the shame!
To make my privates public for a game?"
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way."
"I just got back from the Auto-de-fe."
"Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?"
"It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway."
Will you convert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you confess? "No, no, no, no."
Will you revert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!"
Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please."
I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees!
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way. We got a little game that you might wanna play, so pull that handle, try you're luck."
"Who knows, Toq, you might win a buck!"
"How we doin', any converts today?"
"Not a one, nay, nay, nay."
"We flattened their fingers, we branded their buns!
Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!"
The Inquisition, what a show.
The Inquisition, here we go.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
So all you Muslims and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous:
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
How's Ann Coulter like a slinky?
Neither one is good for anything really, but they're both amusing to watch when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Neither one is good for anything really, but they're both amusing to watch when you push them down a flight of stairs.
He didn't look Jewish.
But the sign supposedly said King of the Jews. ?????
Yes, Jesus was a Jew. A Torah observing Rabbi. In order him to be the Messiah prophesied about in the Old Testament (The Torah) he had to be Jewish.
doh! you mismatched the picture and the song lyrics. that song is in history of the world part one.
Good catch! I was wondering why I couldn't connect them and kept hearing Mel Brooks voice?
I was wondering how long before some one caught that
can't stop....Hate to be the one busting religion into this too directly, but that isn't exactly true. Cyrus the Great was proclaimed a messiah after allowing the return to Israel. Also, the Torah is not the OT- it's only first five books of it.
That was just a political move.
I'm not sure how serious you're being where, but if you think that is the only explanation, then you would have to accept that the numerous mentionings of Cyrus are not in any way heartfelt- the the original writers did not actually believe what they were writing. I find that rather hard to believe given the nature of the writing, the seriousness of the terms used, the multiple mentionings of Cyrus and the the importance of what Cyrus actually did. To dismiss all that as "political" seems simplistic.
Objectively, Jesus can't be the messiah because the messiah was supposed to usher in an era of peace and justice. It would appear he didn't.
Since the prophecy is Jewish, Jews would be final word on it being fufilled, and they generally don't think Jesus was the messiah.
If anything more death and destruction and injustice has been done in Jesus's name than any other religion on earth. I don't mean to disparage the rare true follower of Jesus, who actually takes the teachings to heart. However, most so called "christians" like Ann Coulter are no more following the teachings of Christ than I do, and I'm a follower of the Buddha.
Since the prophecy is Jewish, Jews would be final word on it being fufilled, and they generally don't think Jesus was the messiah.
He reconstucted the temple in Jerusalem and in the process allowed most of the Jews still alive to return. It was a friendly relationship no doubt. However Persia dominated most of the world and all of the middle east. He was a good ruler but the Jews definitely had to be humble and play their cards right to stay in Persia's good graces.
Messianic tradition is too broad to make that kind of claim. There are several messiah archetypes, so to speak, and the presentations and characteristics are varied. It isn't really proper to speak only of "the" messiah, when the term does not always function like that. Also, the entire thing is a matter of interpretation: notions of messiah can vary just as notions of "justice" can.
Mostly agreed. I despise Ann Coulter. Many Christians hold a warped view of their religion.
On the second part, even though I do not believe that Jesus is a messiah of sorts, I would disagree with this for many reasons. The first being that just because most people don't believe something to be true, doesn't mean that it isn't true. Also, the earliest followers were Jewish and worked through Jewish sources to advocate their position.
Dude, you study this, not me, but that sounds like there's more than one Christ?
Are you saying that the absolutely most basic part of the xtian bible (Jesus) is open to interpretation?
Well duh. Just look at this:
Personally, I don't know who should be more offended with that...Christians or Rock and Roll.
Yeah whatever chump. You know that relaxing feeling after wackin it?
That didn't exist before me. If that's not peace, I don't know what is. Well, other than sweet sweet choir boy love, which is also acceptable.
FKNA beyotch! Just goes to prove how right we are. If that weren't the case all them folks would be alive. Just like those witches I used to have burned. I mean if they hadn't been witches......well..........DUH.
Don't be baggin on sweet Anne Coulter. She's only back on earth because we gave her the option to serve the word or suck blue whale penis for a thousand years. We even made space in her neck. You can see this when viewing her in profile.
