[Heidi]

The Halloween cyclocross dress up race on Sunday was all fun and games until this came around the course. Worst part was when he crashed on a muddy section and she didn't know it and kept running dragging him and the bike. They got pulled after one lap because she didn't have a bike.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Paging Mandown to the white courtesy phone........

 

[narlus]

the mandown comment finally helped me figure out how the biker was being propelled. but the woman's clearly got a helmet on, no?

 

[jonKranked]

the mandown comment finally helped me figure out how the biker was being propelled. but the woman's clearly got a helmet on, no?

when you see it, you'll sh*t brix

 

[Heidi]

the mandown comment finally helped me figure out how the biker was being propelled. but the woman's clearly got a helmet on, no?

Hmmm, you're right. Must just be the lack of bike.

 

[valve bouncer]

Bert !

 

[stoney]

eww...

 

[mattmatt86]

that was like a magic eye, I had to stare really long before seeing it.





Then I sh!t brix.

 

[JohnE]

Some peoples kids

 

[IH8Rice]

was she hot at least? nothing wrong with piercings

 

[kidwithbike]

i think her clipless shoes and pretty dress really top it off.
yikes thats Brutal.

how could she have been pulling him fast enough to cause a crash? but i guess it was pretty muddy...

Heidi was he pedalling at all?

 

[sstalder5]

What you don't see is that on his end hes attached by hooks in his nipples

 

[Heidi]

Heidi was he pedalling at all?

He might have pedaled a bit. He crashed on a muddy little drop section.

 

[w00dy]

If a woman's got her back pierced, she'll probably suck yo' dick.

 

[mattmatt86]

If a woman's got her back pierced, she'll probably suck yo' dick.

I know church going girls that'll do that. If she has hooks in her back she better be into waaaaaay more kinky stuff than that.

 

[TN]

cx'ers aint right in the head.

 

[Sghost]

In semi related news; Ridemonkey owns the first 9 pages of image search "cyclocross derp"

 

[IH8Rice]

In semi related news; Ridemonkey owns the first 9 pages of image search "cyclocross derp"

one of my pictures not related comes up in that search for some reason

great pic btw

 

[Sghost]

Why and the F does she have telephone poles tatted on the back of her legs

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Fvcked up.

 

[bizutch]

I can hear the soundtrack of Deuce Bigalow over and over in a loop in my head:

"FREAK!"

 

[HAB]

In semi related news; Ridemonkey owns the first 9 pages of image search "cyclocross derp"

We've got jonKranked and my avatar on pg1, then my (formerly JK's) DH bike on pg2.

Hurr durr.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

That's how it should be!

 

[CBJ]

Nice video of Ms Hook around 1:00

 

[Serial Midget]

That's just all kinds of crazy - the kind I like to see at BME.

 

[ire]

My wife was telling me about her. She saw her after the race and she had bloody gauze pads on her back. Hardcore...all I did was wear prison stripes.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

That video kinda made me want to take up Cross.
And I think that girl is rad. I've done a 6 hook suspension, its no joke.

 

[MMcG]

F'd up!

Gotta love Bert in the background though!

 

[jonKranked]

I've done a 6 hook suspension, its no joke.

must have used industrial bridge cables and hooks from tow trucks

 

[golgiaparatus]

She went as a marathon runner... worst costume ever.

 

[dump]

I definitely don't want to go to mars... but have your fun.

 

[captainspauldin]

wow, intense..