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A co-worker is asleep at his desk. What should I do?

sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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BTW, I did go over, wake him up, and suggest he take a break in his car. He promptly fell back asleep.
 

Mr Jones

Turbo Monkey
Nov 12, 2007
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Write this on a post it and put it on his monitor, "The boss wanted to talk to you but he saw you were busy. He wants you to find him when you're done"
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
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Colorado
Drop/slam a large book from over head, onto the floor. It should wake him up. Either that or do the guy a favor and get him a redbull.
 

jules

Chimp
Aug 3, 2010
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if he works on a computer and is still loged in, make the desktop full of random shortcuts. then take a screenshot. now take all the shortcuts away from the desktop and put the screenshot as a wallpaper.

or just tape the optical mouse.
 

jasride

Turbo Monkey
Sep 23, 2006
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PA
pee on'eem....you can get really close to him, pretend your just leaning into his desk to use the mouse, nobody will notice.
 

Hunter

Monkey
Sep 14, 2006
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The Right coast
We took a video of a coworker sleeping and snooring. Now we enjoy randomly playing that back (volume way up on the snooring) just to annoy him. Good blackmail too.