One I've used at work several times......
Look here's how we fix it.... F**k off and cook me sum f**king eggs you f**king lil girl, while I fix your f**king f**kup..... AGAIN!
Look here's how we fix it.... F**k off and cook me sum f**king eggs you f**king lil girl, while I fix your f**king f**kup..... AGAIN!