Just out of curiosity...
It seems to me a victimless crime.
It seems to me a victimless crime.
Why is Necrophelia illegal?
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Yeah kinda like wizzing in the sink....................LOLBurlySurly said:
Wizzing in the sink isnt legislated though, right?Andyman_1970 said:
Property law?
When you die, your body becomes property of the executor of your estate, I'd imagine.
So you can't screw a corpse for the same reason you can't pull the fork off my bike and screw the headtube.
That still leaves a bad situation open though...
When you die, your body becomes property of the executor of your estate, I'd imagine.
So you can't screw a corpse for the same reason you can't pull the fork off my bike and screw the headtube.
That still leaves a bad situation open though...
Well, yeah, I meant if its your wife or something. Not that the mortician could just bang away at it.Silver said:
Don't give him any ideas. He's ill enough.Silver said:
Are you having trouble getting a date Shirley?BurlySurly said:
Not at all. I have a girlfriend that I hate though. that ****.valve bouncer said:
Seriously.
I cant get ONE rational reason for it to be illegal?
I cant get ONE rational reason for it to be illegal?
Health reasons?BurlySurly said:
I mean if she's definitely been faithful.valve bouncer said:
I guess if the person consented before they die........I keep thinking of the scene in the hospital in Kill Bill 1 where Uma Thurman wakes up bites the guys tongue off and slams that guys head in the door.BurlySurly said:
Well, imagine if some dude was banging your moms corps before her funeral. It is illegal just because it is wrong as hell. Kind of like it is illegal to huff chemicals. You can actually be arrested for that too.
Yeah, Buck had it made for sure though.valve bouncer said:
I dont know if consent would be an issue. I mean, do the dead have rights? And plus, if its your wife, she already said "I do". That's pretty much consent for whatever.
Yeah, but that's unhealthy and can kill you. So there is at least a rationale behind it. This law just seems like a kneejerk reaction to the wrongdoings of some morgue workers instead of a well-thought policy.Pedalist said:
:devil: 
It's illegal because Dick Cheney and others like him in government need to eat the genitals of the recently deceased to keep "alive".
They don't want your seed to taint the food.
They don't want your seed to taint the food.
Burly one you never cease to amaze me......
i'm left speechless haha......
i'm left speechless haha......
now THAT is funny stuff.bomberz1qr20 said: