The only thing better than a nooner with your gal is: knowing that you're making 55 bucks an hour during your nooner. Plus having a nice BLT afterwards.
What's better than a nooner?
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Happy birthday.
This is the grown up version of "smell my finger"
You must be all that is man.
He had a BLT not a Steak. She cut the crust off for him though....
you know what's better than a nooner? being comfortable and secure enough with your masculinity and your relationship with your SO that you don't have to brag about it on the internet.
No, better than a nooner is throwing out some bait and watching all the guppies gobble it up. Too easy.
Don't you remember how you felt after you lost your virginity?
Only thing better than a nooner........ is calling in late cause your having sex
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I just masturbated into a support hosery catalog.
what basically transpired...
OP: i had sex! woot!
RM forum masses: yay! you're THE COOLEST! us with kids got them from the crane.
OP:
OP: ahem, i actually had sex with my right hand, you are all so gullible.
OP:
OP: i had sex! woot!
RM forum masses: yay! you're THE COOLEST! us with kids got them from the crane.
OP:
OP: ahem, i actually had sex with my right hand, you are all so gullible.
OP:
REP yo'self foo!
A nooner with your boss' wife would top that.
It's too bad my boss posts on here.....oh the stories to tell.
EDIT - NOT about his wife....phew.
It's too bad my boss posts on here.....oh the stories to tell.
EDIT - NOT about his wife....phew.
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I've had the key to the office at my last 3 jobs and often kidded with the missus that we should go for it. But we're practical people. There's not much to work with in terms of furnishings in the office. Now a house with the kids at grandma's....that's a playground.
Ahh, it's hard to beat the spring Lane Bryant catalog.
This thread delivers in a way that my old newspaper carrier would deliver the paper in rain and sleet, when he would just chuck the unbagged paper into the middle of the driveway even though I have a newspaper mailbox, and the paper would get soaked and would be completely unreadable. We called and complained but nothing changed, so we cancelled our subscription. You'd think a dying industry would try harder to retain its customers. Newspaper delivery was more dependable when kids did the delivery instead of adults who are otherwise unemployable.
That's quite the elaborate way to say "This thread sucks".
an afternooner?
I'm pretty sure you win teh monkey today.
Totally marked territory all over a GF's office. I mean on the main conference table, desks, file cabinets, etc. We even broke a picture that fell off the wall during. She was hesitant, I convinced her, and then like a month later she got let go. She was so happy we took that opportunity... /coolstory
ever think they might be related?
maybe she was just returning the favor...
I almost puked Empanada...