[Tekpaf]

Hi everyone !

As part of my studies, I'm carrying out a survey to know how you choose and purchase your bike tyres. So I've made a REALLY short survey (only 12) less than 2 min.

I'm open to all your constructive remarks and opinions
Thanks a lot for your contribution and the short time spent to help me !Hey !

Here's the link : SURVEY

 

[ICEBALL585]

Hi everyone !

As part of my studies, I'm carrying out a survey to know how you choose and purchase your bike tyres.

What's a bike tyre???

 

[Sandro]

What's a bike tyre???

 

[slyfink]

whatever Woo says is good I buy.

 

[kickstand]

whatever Woo says is good I buy.

this lol

 

[CBJ]

whatever Woo says is good I buy.

Whatever woo says period I do. Follow all his recommendations. Is that an option in the survey?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Survey contains neither option:

- Bacon
- Loco Sucks

Survey is invalid...

 

[Sandro]

All you sheeple should think about what your unquestioning obedience to woo's directives will eventually lead to:

NSFW

 

[slyfink]

why is she wearing the same underwear as him? Son (daughter?), I am dissapoint.

 

[Sandro]

why is she wearing the same underwear as him? Son (daughter?), I am dissapoint.

Post edited for diversity

 

[Westy]

Peyote fueled vision quests. The hallucinogenic vision quest, not homoerotic grappling sports.

I do however, select mankinis based on homoerotic grappling sports.

 

[kickstand]

All you sheeple should think about what your unquestioning obedience to woo's directives will eventually lead to:

NSFW

I don't see the problem.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

All my tyres are custom made by a small company that specializes in ethecaly harvested baby seal skin. They are expensive, but the traction is superior to any sticky rubber compound.

 

[Westy]

All my tyres are custom made by a small company that specializes in ethecaly harvested baby seal skin. They are expensive, but the traction is superior to any sticky rubber compound.

I prefer whale penis leather tires. One tire will fit a BMX, 26er or 29er. Just have to caress it the right way and talk dirty.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I prefer whale penis leather tires. One tire will fit a BMX, 26er or 29er. Just have to caress it the right way and talk dirty.

Oh yes, those are fantastic tyres. Unfortunately they are not available in my area.

Which tyre do you like for street riding? The new Maxim Dead Hooker is really grippy on wall rides.

 

[CBJ]

All my tyres are custom made by a small company that specializes in ethecaly harvested baby seal skin. They are expensive, but the traction is superior to any sticky rubber compound.

The blood from their bleeding skulls softens the skin and makes a very compliant feeling tire with a sticky grip.

 

[Westy]

Oh yes, those are fantastic tyres. Unfortunately they are not available in my area.

Which tyre do you like for street riding? The new Maxim Dead Hooker is really grippy on wall rides.

Crack baby for street riding of course. I like to make my own with the losers of the crack baby fights.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Crack baby for street riding of course. I like to make my own with the losers of the crack baby fights.

That reminds me, I'm out of chain lube. Do you know any place where I can get some Debutant tears ?

 

[TN]

Tires. DUH.

 

[ICEBALL585]

We don't recognize the (wrong) way of spelling tires as tyres...

 

[jdcamb]

The shop I used to work for had a race team. Over the course of a few weeks I would determine the most easily influenced member and would subtlety convince them to try out a certain tire. The weekend after a race where they didn't place well, I would seek their opinion and then influence them to try another tire. I no longer work there but I still have boxes of failed tires.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

It's about time. I called you and called you on the white courtesy phone, but you did not answer. Happy birthday, MMike!

 

[jdcamb]

It's about time. I called you and called you on the white courtesy phone, but you did not answer. Happy birthday, MMike!

It seems I forgot about Mmikes birthday. HBD

 

[Westy]

That reminds me, I'm out of chain lube. Do you know any place where I can get some Debutant tears ?

Dubutant tear glands. A melon-baller does a good job of getting at them .

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Dubutant tear glands. A melon-baller does a good job of getting at them .

Yes, but it's messy and you have to put up with the high pitched whining that sounds oddly like they're asking questions. I'd rather pay a little more for outsourced tears.