Oh look who knows so much... I only posted the "before" pic because I was prepping to shave for a DIFFERENT mustache contest I am helping judge. Behold the finished producto:No beards allowed.
a.k.a. pelican bay landing stripNo "soul patches" either
What does this even MEAN? Oh wait... never mind. Got it.FT FTMFW!!
Alright Everyone Listen Up!
Here is what I need from anyone who is going to participate.
#1. Paypal $10 to Burlyshirley@yahoo.com
#2. Send me a PM after your transaction has been completed, and in the PM let me know what email adress you've used to send the money so I can verify who has paid. And add your name to mah list.
#3. Post a pic of yourself, freshly shorn (at least your upper lip) in THIS thread ON AUG 1. I'm going to assume no one here would be shallow enough to try and cheat this thing, but if you could somehow get an image of the current date in your photo, it'd eliminate all doubt.
If people want to sign up after Aug. 1, I suppose that is fine, but you will still have to post a pic of your final mustache by Aug. 31. In other words, you don't get any extra time. If anyone simply wants to add to the donation that we're giving to the yet-to-be-determined charity, that's fine as well.
A new thread will be started on Aug. 30/31 in which people can post their final staches for judgement by JBP.
maybe if people knew exactly where the money was going, they'd be more willing to donate/sign upWake up folks! Let's get this thing rolling!
Is everyone cool with IMBA?maybe if people knew exactly where the money was going, they'd be more willing to donate/sign up
JBP in a furry costume? who knew?This competition calls for an appropriate mascot:
That's cool with me.Is everyone cool with IMBA?
Fvck that noise.No "soul patches" either
Um, if it took you 18 years to grow that, your prospects of winning this 30 day competition aren't looking too hot.Fvck that noise.
If I send $10 to be in this the "soul patch" stays. I haven't shaved under my lip in 18 years. I hate to, it gives my the willies.
It grows to a certain length and stops. The one time I shaved it off years ago it grew back in a couple weeks.Um, if it took you 18 years to grow that, your prospects of winning this 30 day competition aren't looking too hot.
Bring it, bitch.Can we have an eyebrow competition? Shave em off and re-grow em?
Dude, it's bad enough that my wife says I'm on the couch next month. If I let the brows go, I'll look like Andy Rooney!Can we have an eyebrow competition? Shave em off and re-grow em?
Ok...nevermind. Captain Nerdlo P. Unibrow here would pwn us all.Bring it, bitch.
fear is the mind killer. you have already lost.Fvck that noise.
If I send $10 to be in this the "soul patch" stays. I haven't shaved under my lip in 18 years. I hate to, it gives my the willies.
Jesus. I hate even thinking about it. GAH!
length, not density.Bring it, bitch.
Westy, your pushup brow bra is never going to sell, give it up.My 'brows are reaching the point that I may have to consider styling products.
It is called the browzier thank you very much.Westy, your pushup brow bra is never going to sell, give it up.
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