I had to go back and look..I lol'd..suddenly post #11 makes sense now.
Hey genius. It wasn't funny the first time you posted it either.
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You can't grow one of those cool long ones like that dude in kill bill?I have to bow out for genetic reasons. I tried to grow on last month to match my goatee, and it looked like I glued on some pubes on my upper lip.
A day or so early isn't going to make a big difference, so yeah, that's good.If we go in August, I will be at a family function 30/31, so I might have to submit my entry on the 29th. I could attempt to grow something cool between now and then, though.
For charity and hilarity, I would say I'm in. I will have to purchase a trimmer, but I need to do that anyway. What's the pony-up?
Sure. Sounds good.May I submit a rule? No dying of facial hair, to say make a blonde stache look thicker by dying it black.
Just sayin' what? Your boyfriend teabagged you just as you snapped the pic?If my upper lip happens to look like balls, think nothing of it. Just sayin'.
I was turning it into a junk shaving thread, but you ruined it.Just sayin' what? Your boyfriend teabagged you just as you snapped the pic?
I'm not going to let my junk grow for 30 days, charity or no.I was turning it into a junk shaving thread, but you ruined it.
I'm in, but I'm not really wanting to shave my beard right now.
The only thing you have to worry about is the offhanded JBP fashion advice comment...:biggrin:How will ensure authenticity? There could be fakers....
i don't care what its name is, this thread is not about junk!I dont know about yalls, but currently the goatie is about 3.5 inches long as is
Now you've gone and spoiled my hitler idea.What's the judging criteria JBP? Looks most like a member of the Village People? 70's pornstar? Cop? Child molestor? Hitler?....what are we aiming for?
Yeah but you can still invade Poland during the judging period.Now you've gone and spoiled my hitler idea.
Mmmm...... Polish chicks...Yeah but you can still invade Poland during the judging period.
I would rather not disclose the "look" I will be going for. Although a Trans-Am might be in order.What's the judging criteria JBP? Looks most like a member of the Village People? 70's pornstar? Cop? Child molestor? Hitler?....what are we aiming for?
I see you've gone "jail bitch" with your look. That'll take some beating especially if you've got a tattoo of a pair of tits on your upper arm done with pen ink and a rusty nail.I'm looking right through you gang of Marys
The certified mustacheologists at the American Mustache Institute are often asked, "What is the best mustache style?" or "What constitutes a bad mustache?"
The challenge is that there is no true best mustache style and there is certainly no such thing as a bad mustache, as they are all God’s creatures and thus loved by all within the mustache community.