Riddle Me This
- Thread starter skibunny24
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You guys are really good at this, and also fvcking high-larius, Now:
"What you will break, even when you name it?"
"What you will break, even when you name it?"
I can't keep silence so I'd have to say beer.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa.
He sold his soul to Santa.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
A pool table.
Whats round in the ends and high in the middle?
Kinda close.
But...
Ohio
But...
Ohio
Did you know that you can find magnets in the craters of asteroids that have struck the earth billions of years ago? Candium and Lead also.
By the taste of the toilet paper?
How do you catch a tame rabbit?Unique up on him !
With a garrot?
ALIENS
Silence!
I kill you!
Oh wait...you wanted riddles, not bad ventriloquism...
If Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house...who lives in the white house?
The president!
What is it? The more you take away, the larger it becomes?
Receiving.
The answer involves goat.se dude, as (S.O.)Claus pointed out.
I never judge.
Normally I just google things, but I'm not sure that goat.se would end up safe for work.... What are you TALKING about?!
this thread is decaying rapidly.
sb24: trust your spidey senses, do NOT google that at work (or anywhere fwiw)
sb24: trust your spidey senses, do NOT google that at work (or anywhere fwiw)
Because you need two hands?
