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Pistorius, "Blade Runner", charged with murder of girlfriend.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by kidwithbike, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. kidwithbike New Member

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  2. Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    PaWN n00b!
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  3. Sandwich just shake your rump

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    He shouldn't have done that.
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    i'm picturing it going down kinda like that movie with the chick who had a machine gun for a leg.
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  5. jackalope Mental acuity - 1%

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    girlfriend must've been a replicant.
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  7. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Every time I hear about his hometown of Pretoria, I can't help but picture this:

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  8. kidwithbike New Member

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    seems like an easy way out rather than spending all that money and time doing Valentines day crap.
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    Quick! To the Peter Copter!
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  10. DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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  11. I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    With that amount of shootin', I am guessing he was training for the biathlon as well.
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  12. jdcamb Tool Time!

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    We don't have time for this.... We have several Monkies here addicted to Coke. One of them is in Peru. Have you ever tried to plan a intervention in Peru? This ain't going to be easy... I'm going to need more glitter.
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  13. Burnt-Orange New Member

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    I guess if anyone was going to end up toe up in this relationship it had to be her
    chances are she put her foot in her mouth and that is when the jealousy started
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  14. valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Claiming diminished responsibility as he was legless at the time.....










    .....I'll get my hat
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  15. Beef Supreme Active Member

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    I wonder if the story fell apart when he got to the part about becoming enraged when the intruder wouldn't make him a sandwich.
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  16. Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    I LOL'd this morning when NPR reported that his lawyer was trying to get him out on bail because "he wasn't a flight risk".
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    Comedy genius.

    She was smoking hot :(
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    Police are reported to be examining new evidence outside the house that might clear him.

    Footprints
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    apparently these were her final words.... "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... "
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  20. stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    Is this serious? Because I definitely just lol'd.
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    If he had no arms, the outcome may have been different
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  22. DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    You woulda thought he would have round house kicked her to the neck, decapitating her with his sweet tink tink legs. If you're gonna kill someone, do it with some style whenever possible.
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  23. pnj Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings

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    Am I the only one that thought, "poor little tink tink" ?

    *edited*

    haha DMK beat me. :thumb:
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