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Nude cop calendars

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Damn True, May 8, 2004.

  1. Damn True Monkey Pimp

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    The all nude police officer calendar for 2004 comes in an all-male and an all-female version. Photographer, Rich Stevens comments, "Yeah, I know it's somewhat unorthodox, but the officers approached me with this project. All procedes will go to the Police Benevolent Association toward educating the children of officers killed in the line of duty. They see this as a far more effective fundraisng method than knocking on doors asking for donations."
    All pics show full frontal nudity, for both female and male versions. They are available for sale on the site -- the calendars, not the officers. Click on the site below to view all 12 (24) totally nude police officers.




    www.nudecopcalendar.com
    #1 May 8, 2004   
  2. Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Damn dude, those chicks are WAY too hot to be cops.

    Nice calendar though. :thumb:
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  3. Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Yeah some are nicer than others.
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  4. Echo crooked smile

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    Man, posting that is just inappropriate. Gee Spot and Mtbkngrl would be heartbroken if they saw how thoughtless and disgusting of a person you are DT.
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  5. Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    That's cruel... but I should have known better. :nuts:
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    Silly lad :D
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  7. chillindrdude Active Member

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    you suck:D
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  8. Skookum bikey's is cool

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    That's awesome, the handcuffs are a real nice touch on that short haired burnette girl.:)
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    No Manimal- WTF?
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  10. Damn True Monkey Pimp

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    Didn't know if this was still up on Mon morning so I thought I bump it.
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  11. HippieKai Pretty Boy....That's right, BOY!

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    thats great:D
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  12. Yossarian Monkey Pimp

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    me opening link

    ALarm alarm alarm

    office mate: "What was that"

    me: "just an alarm, nothing to worry about"
    #12 May 10, 2004   
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    Not only did I nearly get owned at work, I jumped in my seat and I almost got a seizure from that damn flashing...
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    ...ah, the horrors of the internet.
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  15. Softy New Member

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    FUMF DamnTrue . Anyone who puts a virus on the web should be prosecuted , or hung , at least banned from the net forever.

    Let reiterate FU you SoB MF dirtbag piece of S MF.

    Nudity is not a crime are you trying to punish pervs ? FU A-hole.
    #15 May 14, 2004   
  16. bomberz1qr20 New Member

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    Ok, NOW I want to open this link...

    I'll check it when I get home.
    :D
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  17. Echo crooked smile

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    What the hell are you babbling on about.
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  18. Softy New Member

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    The spyware . and trojans and generally F-ing my shi........
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  19. Damn True Monkey Pimp

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    uh....do you eat with that mouth? lol
    What the heck are you talking about?
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  20. Ridemonkey This is not an active account

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    You are obviously confused, but you still need to abide the site rules.
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    lol. good one.
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  22. Softy New Member

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    Hey the link posted here installed a bunch of porn on my comp.

    I should be pissed at someone who TWEAKED my machine and cost me money in software to undo it.


    Just what I need is a link to Russian brides in my" favorites". NOT. This on top of the other BULL adult sites there that are undeletable.

    YCS eggs.
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    Ironic that you have a Ron Jeremy avatar, and yet you object to porn.:p
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  24. LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    i say you do a total reformat and install of everything. And just to be safe, partition your drive into 300mb segments. That way you won't accidentally download those 500mb porn files.

    report back with your success
    #24 May 15, 2004   
  25. Damn True Monkey Pimp

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    880 other people viewed it w/o a hitch so either

    a) the stuff was already on your system

    or

    b) you have been so lax in protecting your system that you got nailed by what amounts to "My first spyware. By Playskool."

    in either case it's on you

    Still wondering what you meant in that PM you sent me.
    #25 May 15, 2004   
  26. bomberz1qr20 New Member

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    True, I think it was quite clear he was trying to say:

    U r n evl MF, so go n fk yr slf.

    or

    Eet sht u MF scmbg.


    But i would have to disagree, I think:

    U r ok, so dnt swt it.

    Tks n bst rgrds.
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  27. LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    bwahahahahaah :thumb: hahahahaaha bwa

    who knew DT could slam with the best of 'em. Well played!
    #27 May 16, 2004   
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    how long do i hafta watch the flashing?
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  29. Softy New Member

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    Admin edit: last warning about the language.
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  30. Softy New Member

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    My sentiments exactly. Along with May you be locked up with Jerry Dahmers cellmate:devil:
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  31. Echo crooked smile

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    Haha, so what REALLY happened is, you have been looking at porn for years on your computer, and when you tried to get more porn by following DT's link, you got OWN3D, but you freaked out because your computer did something besides show porn when you clicked the link, so you checked and found all the thousands of spyware programs from your years of downloading porn, and decided that ALL that stuff must have been a result of you clicking this ONE link, so then you decided to take out your frustration on DT.

    Let me ask you a question. If there was really porn, or anything else malicious, at the other end of that link, do you think the thread would still be here? :monkey:
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  32. McGRP01 beer and bikes

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    Dammit....i'm at work. no more porn talk until I get home!! :D
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  33. gastro Member

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    Ban.
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  34. Softy New Member

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    Lets try this diction:

    I ride actresses like teeter-totters all day. The last thing I need is more porn when I get home.

    My curiousity in "Nude Cop Calender" is, exploring the lack of morality by Cops.
    #34 May 16, 2004   
  35. Damn True Monkey Pimp

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    Well curiosity got the better of me so I did a google on "Jerry Dahmer" apparently he is a gentleman who presents seminars on radio syndication. No mention of any prison time.
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  36. Damn True Monkey Pimp

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    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight .....and you only buy "Playboy" for the articles.:rolleyes:
    #36 May 17, 2004   
  37. MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Jerry Dahmer? Must be the evil twin.......
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    This thread is freakin hilarious. Keep eggin' him on......
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  39. golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    :eek: :monkey:
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  40. llkoolkeg Ranger LL

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    This is a funny thread, but I ain't goin' anywhere NEAR that link.
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