Ok so I'm pretty sure there's a fair amount of office monkeys here. I know where I work, some of us have secret code/nicknames for other co-workers that are pretty amusing or just otherwise interesting. Post up yours and the reasons for the nickname! mine: horse buckle - a lady who is a big equestrian rider and has this mondo belt buckle of a horse the hamburgler - this guy's diet consists entirely of hamburgers and pizza. i'm not kidding. tyrannosaurus - this guy flails his arms like a t-rex when things don't go his way, which is daily (same person as the hamburgler actually) dr teeth - you know the muppet? this girl has disproportionately large chompers that remind me of said muppet. buns - there's this skinny asian kid who wears pants that are way too tight. mom jeans - one of the older engineers (a guy) wears the same kind of jeans as my mom did when I was a kid. the brat - this girl complains about how broke she is, but drives a brand new lexus and one day came in with a brand new louis vuitton bag (gotta love LA) the muppets - this isn't any particular person, but a certain clique of employees in my department that I can't stand. they're the ones that are very cliquey, very gossipy, enjoy their jobs entirely too much - to the point that they don't really do anything else with their lives. its kinda sad actually. I can't stand being around them because they never have anything to talk about except work.