[milohead]

Me and my family just moved from mid Ga to Johnson City, Tn a couple weeks back. We love it here my kids are excited everyday they walk outside and see the mountains.
Let me mention now that my mom has moved w/ us.... SH!!!!T. Don't get me wrong I love my mom but I just want to throw her crap into the street or take the easier route and douse her in gasoline and shoot her w/ a bottle rocket. Is that wrong? Y'all tell me it gets better.

 

[worship_mud]

no, it won't. douse her in gasoline and shoot her w/ a bottle rocket. do it. now. and post some pics afterwards.

 

[milohead]

no, it won't. douse her in gasoline and shoot her w/ a bottle rocket. do it. now. and post some pics afterwards.

Sorry dude my camera broke as I was taking the pictures. Be sure though we are now roasting marshmallows.

 

[stevew]

it sucked for her to shoot you out of her crotch and put up with your bullsh!t for 18 years plus the cost of raising you and sending you to school.....

 

[milohead]

it sucked for her to shoot you out of her crotch and put up with your bullsh!t for 18 years plus the cost of raising you and sending you to school.....

I understand everything you are saying but it does not mean I have to respect it. If you could only understand what I deal w/

 

[stoney]

could be your MiL. Mine told me that she expects us to get a house with an in-law unit. After almost losing my isht I just laughed and walked away with a note of 'let me know how that works out for you'.
Hopefully moving out of state will keep her visits rare.

 

[milohead]

could be your MiL. Mine told me that she expects us to get a house with an in-law unit. After almost losing my isht I just laughed and walked away with a note of 'let me know how that works out for you'.
Hopefully moving out of state will keep her visits rare.

Trust me, I would rather it be my MiL.

 

[zdubyadubya]

could be your MiL. Mine told me that she expects us to get a house with an in-law unit. After almost losing my isht I just laughed and walked away with a note of 'let me know how that works out for you'.
Hopefully moving out of state will keep her visits rare.

my mom is cool. she is an amazing cook and loves to cook, she stays out of the way whenever she visits, the kids love her/my dad, my wife likes her alot... i think it would be cool to have her live in an in-law suite nearby (whenever she visits, my wife and I feel like we don't have kids anymore; its so cool).

The MiL though..... where do I begin. The woman joined a cult at one point in her life. Batsh!t crazy doesn't even begin to describe. And at the moment, the in-laws live like 15 minutes from us.

 

[sstalder5]

On the bright side, ETSU has a sick 4x track! Stop b!tching about your mom and go rip!! Problem solved!

 

[eaterofdog]

You can post a thread like this without examples. Come on.

 

[milohead]

On the bright side, ETSU has a sick 4x track! Stop b!tching about your mom and go rip!! Problem solved!

check

 

[Pesqueeb]

My in-laws are super cool, I actually wish they were a little closer. My mom on the other hand can choke on a bag of dicks.

 

[cyclenski23]

could be your MiL. Mine told me that she expects us to get a house with an in-law unit. After almost losing my isht I just laughed and walked away with a note of 'let me know how that works out for you'.
Hopefully moving out of state will keep her visits rare.

i did the same thing when my MiL mentioned it haha

i also devised this plan where i would buy her a little shed like house (the ones you see at like lowes, trailer able, and put it about .5 miles from my house (of which i do not have yet), i told her, if she starts to get on our nerves, i hook it up to my truck, move it a couple miles farther away untill things get better in my house, then if she is good, i move it back

haha, its kind of a joke, key words KIND OF!

 

[kickstand]

Put a bullet in your own head, way less consequences

 

[TN]

lol....leave momz alone.

 

[milohead]

My in-laws are super cool, I actually wish they were a little closer. My mom on the other hand can choke on a bag of dicks.

Now I don't necessarily want her to choke on dick, I just want her to live her own life and get a job. To stop insinuating that my wife and I are raising our children wrong. Most of all to stop F-ing rearranging all of our sh1t and shut the stupid coo-coo clock up.

 

[stevew]

some of you are a little old to be hating your parents and posting about it on the internet....otherwise....take it to facebook.

 

[milohead]

Put a bullet in your own head, way less consequences

thought about this but want my kids to have a dad. plus no life insurance and by the time I get some and off myself it would look to suspicious. don't want to put the family through the investigation. to much of a hassle.

 

[Pesqueeb]

some of you are a little old to be hating your parents and posting about it on the internet....otherwise....take it to facebook.

Hey man, I had no issue with my folks till I was 29. Long story short I took issue with the way she was addressing my wife, our relationship, and her complete disinterest in her first grandchild. Fvck that bitch. Seriously.

 

[milohead]

some of you are a little old to be hating your parents and posting about it on the internet....otherwise....take it to facebook.

look man, it was a frustrating joke. isn't that what the lounge is all about, the daily smiles and cries of life. i don't hate my mom at all but i also know that i'm not the only person in this world that has one/both parents living w/ them and i'm sure they know what i mean. just saying what i felt this morning.
so if this is hitting home w/ you read another thread.

 

[TN]

at least he wast posting some mindless drivel about his 4 year old.

...wait =, if you replace his mom with 4 year old the OP becomes hilarious.

 

[golgiaparatus]

She moved to piss you off huh. Fahking b!tch!

 

[kickstand]

creat a match.com profile for mom, or ehrmony, that should get her out of your hair.

 

[sanjuro]

I guarantee 100% RM support with your plan.

 

[Pesqueeb]

I guarantee 100% RM support with your plan.

I fully approve of this.

 

[jdcamb]

I went over to my new house and setup a hammock in the upstairs bedroom.. Solid 3 hour nap. Nary a noise. I am so happy. Moving is awesome!

 

[milohead]

creat a match.com profile for mom, or ehrmony, that should get her out of your hair.

good idea'r.

 

[I Are Baboon]

LOL...wife and I have had this discussion about her mom. I say MIL can sleep out back in the tool shed. That, or we'll just cover the mortgage on her condo to keep her at arm's length.

All kidding aside though, we'll take good care of her should the need arise. I've told my brother he gets our mom. He's already got six heads under his roof. What's one more.