I took down a couple of 35+ women when I was in my early 20's. So much fun... The best way to describe the overall experience was that she (being most of them) could suck a golfball through a garden hose, and it just got better from there.
That being said, the few hardcore yoga chicks in their early 30's are phenomenal. Bendy, hard bodied, and minimal inhibitions. Almost a sport in itself...
This all ties into my Theory of Pussy Devaluation.
Before they are 30, women think it's made of gold. "You need to buy me something nice and listen to my stupid ****, blah blah."
Post 30, they start realizing it's not getting any fresher and they are like "You want some of this, get in there boy, bang it like a drum! You want some breakfast?"
The minimal effort is part of the total awesomeness. Talk about return on investment. You can spend a ton of time and money on a twenty something that's going to play you or little time on a thirty something that's going to play with you and pay for you.
When I was 22 I took down one of these things at a party. After repeatedly standing on her head for the last half hour while back dooring it she said to me in a calm, this is a normal occourance kinda way, " I gotta get home to the kids, they're alone."
Late 20's, early 30's mothers will let you do just about anything to them. It's strange when a woman gets turned on by her own sounds of choking. I know why I like it and it has nothing to do with her.
When I was 22 I took down one of these things at a party. After repeatedly standing on her head for the last half hour while back dooring it she said to me in a calm, this is a normal occourance kinda way, " I gotta get home to the kids, they're alone."
Late 20's, early 30's mothers will let you do just about anything to them. It's strange when a woman gets turned on by her own sounds of choking. I know why I like it and it has nothing to do with her.
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