lol"The Pisser" is universal. The pisser depends not on alcohol although benefits greatly from its consumption. The pisser provides endless stoke through wonderful feats of acrobatics which may or may not cause damp britches within onlookers. The pisser rains down upon unsuspecting piles of dry dirt, leaving behind a special kind of irrigation and nourishment other frames may only experience in their sleep. The pisser: you my try to hold it in, but it shall be free. The pisser is most rewarding in natural environments.
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