POLITE WAY TO PEE
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to
teach good manners,asked her students the following
question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to
go to the
bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and
impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?' Peter said,
'I am sorry,
but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once
and show Us your good manners?'
I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of
mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.............
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to
teach good manners,asked her students the following
question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to
go to the
bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and
impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?' Peter said,
'I am sorry,
but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once
and show Us your good manners?'
I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of
mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.............
