[Greyhound]

...Then you guys are gonna love this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1262723/Revenge-carp-Fish-hunted-woman-armed-bow-arrow-leaps-water-smack-face.html

And finally....the cherry on top of this story......Wait for it...........
















Wait for it.........
























YES!!!!

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Bitch got fish slapped.

 

[Riding]

I can't believe that's not a joke.

 

[LOOnatic]

I like.
But april fools maybe?

 

[Jeremy R]

I could not decide which one to go with:

A) I bet that is not the first time she has had that taste in her mouth.

B) Is that Joe from The Facts of Life?

 

[I Are Baboon]

I don't think that's a joke. I saw a show on one of those nerd channels that showed tons of carp jumping at boats. The carp do that because they get scared and nervous.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Where did the rednecks find women under 250lbs?

 

[Al C. Oholic]

Al C. is not pleased. There were no hand grenades or other high explosives.

 

[Greyhound]

I could not decide which one to go with:

A) I bet that is not the first time she has had that taste in her mouth.

....You mean the guys thumb, or the fis.......waaaaaaiit a second here.

 

[jonKranked]

Where did the rednecks find women under 250lbs?

 

[Westy]

There are plenty of skinny redneck women. They are called meth-whores.

 

[bizutch]

momma, momma, I got something stuck in my foot! It hurts real bad!

Fish hook?

Nope, barbed carbon arrow!

Danggggg bucky!!!

Save it, those things are expensive!

 

[gonefirefightin]

I compete in carp bowfishing turneys every year on the west coast, great fun

 

[Wingnut]

You gotta freshen up your redneck. It should go:

"Daaaggggg, Bucky!

Keep dat, dem tings is 'spensive!"

momma, momma, I got something stuck in my foot! It hurts real bad!

Fish hook?

Nope, barbed carbon arrow!

Danggggg bucky!!!

Save it, those things are expensive!

 

[Jeremy R]

I compete in carp bowfishing turneys every year on the west coast, great fun

So, did you buy these?

 

[DirtyMike]

So, did you buy these?

Nice burn!!!

 

[boogenman]

It would be better with guns

 

[stevew]

I could not decide which one to go with:

A) I bet that is not the first time she has had that taste in her mouth.

B) Is that Joe from The Facts of Life?

C) She has had bigger things in her mouth.

 

[Damo]

Hands up who wouldn't want to be in that boat however....

 

[scottishmark]

Hands up who wouldn't want to be in that boat however....

True, respect to the fish for trying to get in

 

[bizutch]

So just to confirm....shooting an arrow into lakes, rivers and streams is NOT littering?

 

[Greyhound]

So just to confirm....shooting an arrow into lakes, rivers and streams is NOT littering?

OK....bizutch. Let's think this one through. If you're going to shoot a carp in water, one would naturally need a line attached to the arrow in order to reel the sucker in once you successfully stabbed it. See the blue thing on the bow? Line.

Just sayin'.

 

[splat]

OK....bizutch. Let's think this one through. If you're going to shoot a carp in water, one would naturally need a line attached to the arrow in order to reel the sucker in once you successfully stabbed it. See the blue thing on the bow? Line.

Just sayin'.

Plus arrows are expensive ! you don't want to go losing them.

 

[bizutch]

Oh, so that blue canister has line in it? Gotcha.

 

[Jeremy R]

Yep, it would be a real shame if one of those arrows got loose and floated to the bottom to rest on a sea of Budweiser cans.

 

[drkenan]

Hands up who wouldn't want to be in that boat however....

 

[X3pilot]

The titties are nice, the carp cute, but we did this in Louisiana...

wrestle a gator gar...

 

[Pesqueeb]

Yep, it would be a real shame if one of those arrows got loose and floated to the bottom to rest on a sea of Budweiser cans.

You must spread some reputation around before you give it to Jeremy R again.

 

[Booker]

Yep, it would be a real shame if one of those arrows got loose and floated to the bottom to rest on a sea of Budweiser cans.

Yeah you can't just toss them out the boat either. You gotta fill the cans with water first so they sink to the bottom.