[Wumpus]

Driving home. Windows down. Sun visor blocking the sun coming thru the driver's window. Change direction and move the visor to the windshield.

WHAM!

Find this in my finger.

 

[Wumpus]

 

[Jm_]

Doubt it, BEES are the ones that stab you with their stinger, which separates from their body, and then they fly off to die.

 

[eric strt6]

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Apis, not Vespa.

 

[jonKranked]

 

[MMike]

 

[Westy]

If it was a radioactive bee you may develop bee superpowers, such as selfless community behavior and the ability to communicate through dance.

 

[StiHacka]

Oh you brute, you killed a honey bee!

 

[jdcamb]

Were you doing coke?

 

[Wumpus]

Besides the fact I was driving, it would have been difficult to do with the windows down.

 

[jdcamb]

Besides the fact I was driving, it would have been difficult to do with the windows down.

I am not a cop.... So chill....

 

[Wumpus]

That stuff's expensive. Can't have it blowing around.

 

[dan-o]

Besides the fact I was driving, it would have been difficult to do with the windows down.

That's what cracks for, blow on the go.

 

[Scrub]

Pee on it, it'll keep the swelling down and keep from getting infected.. hehe

 

[Westy]

Pee on it, it'll keep the swelling down and keep from getting infected.. hehe

That is for jellyfish stings. You are supposed to have explosive diarrhea on bee stings.

Is explosive diarrhea a verb? It should be.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

The verb form is explosive diarrhe, as in "He explosive diarrhed MMike."

 

[Westy]

The verb form is explosive diarrhe, as in "He explosive diarrhed MMike."

Happy Birthday Mmike.

 

[Kevin]

That is for jellyfish stings. You are supposed to have explosive diarrhea on bee stings.

Is explosive diarrhea a verb? It should be.

This is actually not true. In case this ever happens to anyone, it will only make things worse if you pee on it.
Saltwater and vinager are the way to go.

 

[CBJ]

What if you just had a lot of salt water and vinegar like 30 minutes before you pee?

 

[Westy]

So saltwater and vinegar enema, then explosive diarrhea on the sting.


I am pretty sure it is near impossible to get stung by a jelly and not have saltwater applied.

 

[dan-o]

Alcohol applied directly to the liver is my preferred jellyfish sting treatment.
Worked like a charm three times this summer.

 

[MMike]

A moose once bit my sister

 

[Westy]

A moose once bit my sister

That was just a story, that is not how you get ass herpes.

 

[MMike]

That was just a story, that is not how you get ass herpes.

So how'd you get them?

 

[Scrub]

That is for jellyfish stings. You are supposed to have explosive diarrhea on bee stings.

Is explosive diarrhea a verb? It should be.

It's

So how'd you get them?

By driving a tractor while wearing a bathing suit, of course

 

[Westy]

So how'd you get them?

Your sister.

 

[MMike]

Of course

 

[valve bouncer]

If it was a radioactive bee you may develop bee superpowers, such as selfless community behavior and the ability to communicate through dance.

Unfortunately his ability to take off and land will be similar to the Greatest American Hero.

I got stung on the head by a wasp the other day as I violently suppressed their peaceful right of assembly. Deserved it really.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Good to hear from you. Yeah, you deserved it.