http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
narlus Eastcoast Softcore Staff member Nov 7, 2001 24,658 63 behind the viewfinder Jun 28, 2008 #1 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
B blue boob hater Jan 24, 2004 10,160 2 california Jun 28, 2008 #2 Comedy gold. "Let teh romance begin!!11"
SkaredShtles Michael Bolton Sep 21, 2003 65,909 12,873 In a van.... down by the river Jun 28, 2008 #3 I'm f**kin' POSITIVE that's stoney.
AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking Jun 4, 2006 21,269 10,320 I have no idea where I am Jun 28, 2008 #4 I just can't understand why Dmitri is single.
buildyourown Turbo Monkey Feb 9, 2004 4,832 0 South Seattle Jun 28, 2008 #5 I love the unrelated "poll" on the sidebar of that website. "Punch Bill O'Reilly? Or do Tea Leoni? That is a tough call?
I love the unrelated "poll" on the sidebar of that website. "Punch Bill O'Reilly? Or do Tea Leoni? That is a tough call?
buildyourown Turbo Monkey Feb 9, 2004 4,832 0 South Seattle Jun 28, 2008 #6 Even better http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310062750035&ru=http://search.ebay.com:80/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=310062750035&category0=&fvi=1
Even better http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310062750035&ru=http://search.ebay.com:80/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=310062750035&category0=&fvi=1
stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde Jul 26, 2006 21,695 7,381 Colorado Jun 28, 2008 #8 SkaredShtles said: I'm f**kin' POSITIVE that's stoney. Click to expand... Not me. I actually got some. That guy, not getting ANY.
SkaredShtles said: I'm f**kin' POSITIVE that's stoney. Click to expand... Not me. I actually got some. That guy, not getting ANY.
ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer Jan 20, 2007 4,504 1 Hills of Paradise Jun 28, 2008 #9 maybe you were abused as a child maybe your mom has cancer maybe you're frightened or have a disorder or maybe you're on medication... Click to expand... hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! he should change his name from demitri to "guy le douche" Last edited: Jun 28, 2008
maybe you were abused as a child maybe your mom has cancer maybe you're frightened or have a disorder or maybe you're on medication... Click to expand... hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! he should change his name from demitri to "guy le douche"
dante Unabomber Feb 13, 2004 8,807 9 looking for classic NE singletrack Jun 28, 2008 #10 Passive Aggressive = posting your dumbass message on the internet for the entire world to hear...
scottishmark Turbo Monkey May 20, 2002 2,121 22 Somewhere dark, cold & wet.... Jun 28, 2008 #11 "I get approached by 6 or 7 women a day" - so you work in a shop then huh?
binary visions The voice of reason Jun 13, 2002 22,106 1,166 NC Jun 28, 2008 #12 That guy needs to have his nuts sawed off so he can't breed.
AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking Jun 4, 2006 21,269 10,320 I have no idea where I am Jun 28, 2008 #13 binary visions said: That guy needs to have his nuts sawed off so he can't breed. Click to expand... He does a fine job of preventing himself from breeding. Let's just hope he doesn't donate to any sperm banks.
binary visions said: That guy needs to have his nuts sawed off so he can't breed. Click to expand... He does a fine job of preventing himself from breeding. Let's just hope he doesn't donate to any sperm banks.
ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer Jan 20, 2007 4,504 1 Hills of Paradise Jun 28, 2008 #14 AngryMetalsmith said: He does a fine job of preventing himself from breeding. Let's just hope he doesn't donate to any sperm banks. Click to expand... after talking with the receptionist, he'd probably have to pay to make a deposit
AngryMetalsmith said: He does a fine job of preventing himself from breeding. Let's just hope he doesn't donate to any sperm banks. Click to expand... after talking with the receptionist, he'd probably have to pay to make a deposit
DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm Feb 21, 2008 6,379 1 Oz Jun 28, 2008 #15 Wait, does the three o'clock deadline work? Should have used this on the wife...
AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking Jun 4, 2006 21,269 10,320 I have no idea where I am Jun 28, 2008 #16 DirtMcGirk said: Wait, does the three o'clock deadline work? Should have used this on the wife... Click to expand... That's odd, I kind of pictured you as the type that would keep her locked in the basement until the wedding.
DirtMcGirk said: Wait, does the three o'clock deadline work? Should have used this on the wife... Click to expand... That's odd, I kind of pictured you as the type that would keep her locked in the basement until the wedding.
DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm Feb 21, 2008 6,379 1 Oz Jun 28, 2008 #17 AngryMetalsmith said: That's odd, I kind of pictured you as the type that would keep her locked in the basement until the wedding. Click to expand... Yea, in retrospect I should have let her see the sun more often. This is one of our wedding photos as we drove to South Carolina...
AngryMetalsmith said: That's odd, I kind of pictured you as the type that would keep her locked in the basement until the wedding. Click to expand... Yea, in retrospect I should have let her see the sun more often. This is one of our wedding photos as we drove to South Carolina...
drkenan anti-dentite Oct 1, 2006 3,441 1 west asheville Jun 28, 2008 #18 I think this might be fake or something. It's a good message though. Check out Dimitri the Lover's website... http://dimitrithelover.com/
I think this might be fake or something. It's a good message though. Check out Dimitri the Lover's website... http://dimitrithelover.com/
CBJ year old fart Mar 19, 2002 12,889 4,257 Copenhagen, Denmark Jun 28, 2008 #19 AngryMetalsmith said: He does a fine job of preventing himself from breeding. Let's just hope he doesn't donate to any sperm banks. Click to expand... I will do the best I can to make sure it does not happen.
AngryMetalsmith said: He does a fine job of preventing himself from breeding. Let's just hope he doesn't donate to any sperm banks. Click to expand... I will do the best I can to make sure it does not happen.
F FriedRys Monkey May 21, 2007 186 9 On the losing end of a wishbone Jun 28, 2008 #20 "Your friends are all jealous that I approached you and not them, they say they aren't but they really are..." "I'm working on a screenplay so I'll be around this weekend.."
"Your friends are all jealous that I approached you and not them, they say they aren't but they really are..." "I'm working on a screenplay so I'll be around this weekend.."
Kanye West 220# bag of hacktastic Aug 31, 2006 3,742 475 Jun 28, 2008 #21 Wow........... The first part sounds like a job interview or something. The second part screams "needle dick snydrome". Unfortunately both metro's I know best are full of these. It actually doesn't take much to rise above that which is kinda nice though.
Wow........... The first part sounds like a job interview or something. The second part screams "needle dick snydrome". Unfortunately both metro's I know best are full of these. It actually doesn't take much to rise above that which is kinda nice though.
Nick My name is Nick Sep 21, 2001 24,134 14,830 where the trails are Jun 29, 2008 #22 "you let me know if you have psychological issues .... " money.