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FriedRys

Monkey
May 21, 2007
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Man who had sex with bike in court
By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 1:21pm BST 26/10/2007



A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.



Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.

On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.


"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch,
 

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Turbo Monkey
Aug 6, 2007
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He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch,
Pavement? How in the hell does that work? Someone plz explain, maybe I'll try it :biggrin:
 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
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Seriously, Doin a bike. Man thats twisted. But on another note, he now a registered sex offender. WTF, thats not right. He was in his hotel room and the Maids walked in on him after using a master key. I mean i understand this guy is freaky freaky, but its not like he was outside humping his bike in public. Not right that he has to be a sex offender now
 

Spero

ass rainbow
Jul 12, 2005
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Tejas
There are a lot of questions unanswered in the article though. Was the bike under age? Did he proposition the maids to join the bike ride? Did he shove a grilled cheese in the top tube before plowing away?