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Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
Fact: JBP's mustache was forged in the first few moments of the big bang. It is actually a little understood fundamental particle that in it's current quantum states manifests itself as a mustache. it is believed to be a source of dark energy but physicists have yet been able to develop an experiment prove this. JBP himself did not form until much later when the universe was able too cool enough for him to take his current state.
 
jdcamb

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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Nowhere Man!
Westy said:
Fact: JBP's mustache was forged in the first few moments of the big bang. It is actually a little understood fundamental particle that in it's current quantum states manifests itself as a mustache. it is believed to be a source of dark energy but physicists have yet been able to develop an experiment prove this. JBP himself did not form until much later when the universe was able too cool enough for him to take his current state.
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His mustache can turn 1oz of coke into a Kilogram of crack. Nobody can explain how.
 
jackalope

jackalope

Mental acuity - 1%
Jan 9, 2004
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in a single wide, cooking meth...
Like jeebus turning water into wine, JBP is hardcore and can turn a harmless white collar/person drug into highly dangerous brownish street nuggets. Impressive alchemy by any standard.
 
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MMike

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
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just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
Westy said:
Fact: JBP's mustache was forged in the first few moments of the big bang. It is actually a little understood fundamental particle that in it's current quantum states manifests itself as a mustache. it is believed to be a source of dark energy but physicists have yet been able to develop an experiment prove this. JBP himself did not form until much later when the universe was able too cool enough for him to take his current state.
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That was on episode 4 of Cosmos
 
AngryMetalsmith

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
21,230
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I have no idea where I am
It's a little known fact that most current carbon fiber frames are made from material generated from a single stray hair of Johnbryanpeters' mustache. He himself does not ride carbon fiber because only Johnbryanpeters can break Johnbryanpeters.
 
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