[MMike]

So....

A friend, of my friend's wife....has another friend who is single. Apparently, my contact info has been given to said friend. and hers is forthcoming.

I have been informed by my friend's wife, that if I don't contact her first, then I am being rude.

Apparently the fact that I have NO interest in any of this has no bearing.

I didn't ask for this! I LIKE being single!! It's the best thing ever!!

 

[big-ted]

Happy birthday?

 

[dan-o]

piihb

 

[jonKranked]

mmike is sstraight?

 

[SkaredShtles]

mmike is sstraight?

Unlikely. Didn't you see the "the fact that I have NO interest in any of this" part? Def ghey. NTTAWWT.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

That story follows female logic perfectly. What's the problem?

 

[MMike]

That story follows female logic perfectly. What's the problem?

Oh no problem. Just an observation. Reinforcing why I like being single.

Never again!

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Try it never again?

 

[MMike]

Try it never again?

Exactly!

 

[jonKranked]

That story follows female logic perfectly. What's the problem?

MMike LLogic. Girls have ccooties.

 

[CBJ]

mmike is sstraight?

He didn't say he was straight. He just said he likes being single. So Jon you can still hope for the that romantic relationship to happen between you and Mmike.

 

[Beef Supreme]

piihb

piimmb

 

[jdcamb]

He didn't say he was straight. He just said he likes being single. So Jon you can still hope for the that romantic relationship to happen between you and Mmike.

I suspect Jon isn't as gay as you may have hoped he we would be. You may still have a chance with Mmike however.....

 

[CBJ]

Ohh the good old reversal of the joke. Come on jdcamp you can do better than that.

 

[MMike]

Just found she lives in Toronto. What are these people thinking.

I got 99 problems but......

 

[MMike]

MMike LLogic. Girls have ccooties.

Ever been on the stand in court, and been cross-examined by lawyers? I was....yesterday. It's a hoot.

 

[Da Peach]

If you're Larry, who are Jeff and Leon? I'm most curious about Leon...

 

[stevew]

I got 99 problems ....

and unfortunately they are all vagina related?

 

[MMike]

and unfortunately they are all vagina related?

At least 96 of them

 

[Da Peach]

Ever been on the stand in court, and been cross-examined by lawyers? I was....yesterday. It's a hoot.

One for the bucket list

 

[cecil]

Oh no problem. Just an observation. Reinforcing why I like being single.

Never again!

The best wife to have is someone else's

 

[jdcamb]

Ever been on the stand in court, and been cross-examined by lawyers? I was....yesterday. It's a hoot.

Just for shits and giggles tell us how that works in Canada.....

 

[Da Peach]

Well, first, the Conch is sounded from the top of Mt. St-Beaverpelt...

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Just for shits and giggles tell us how that works in Canada.....

You start with a bowl of butterscotch pudding.

 

[Westy]

Did you have to wear a powdered wig?

 

[MMike]

You start with a bowl of butterscotch pudding.

as is tradition

 

[MMike]

Did you have to wear a powdered wig?

pretty close. The lawyers wear robes and white dickies

 

[MMike]

And they don't say "your honor". The say "my lord"

 

[jimmydean]

piihb

404: issue not found.

 

[jdcamb]

And they don't say "your honor". The say "my lord"

After sentencing don't you get to pick your jail? They give you a list and you pick your prison. How cool is that. Avoid Donnaconna or St. Annes....

 

[kickstand]

30 posts in and no one has requested pictures yet?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

ppictures of mmike?

 

[stevew]

You start with a bowl of butterscotch pudding.

his ex wifes "butterscotch pudding" was the start of his problem..

 

[Westy]

30 posts in and no one has requested pictures yet?

ffor your ffapping.

 

[stevew]

Well, first, the Conch is sounded from the top of Mt. St-Beaverpelt...

 

[Da Peach]

And they don't say "your honour". The say "my lord"

fixed

 

[MMike]

ffor your ffapping.

Now that takes me back........I looked great back then. Before I got married. I think that speaks volumes.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

If you want her to leave you alone, just be yourself.

 

[Adventurous]

Female logic...isn't that an inherent contradiction?

 

[canadmos]

Female logic...isn't that an inherent contradiction?

Was just going to say...

Just found she lives in Toronto. What are these people thinking.

I got 99 problems but......

I'll slide in there and solve all your problems.