[jdcamb]

Yes, my daughter is Canadian-American, but I'm going to treat her like a human baby

I think we should stop exporting our babies to Canada until they start exporting slutty French Canadian women. Nafta is not working out so well for us.....

 

[stevew]

center of the universe......center of the universe....i love everyone.....yeah everyone

 

[stevew]

i talk to planets baby.

 

[woodsguy]

"Do you know how much sense that doesn't make?"

 

[Quo Fan]

"There's a candidate for a shallow hole."

 

[BeerMe]

"Do you like nachos?"

"Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?"

 

[cecil]

as if

 

[cecil]

if it was easy, women would do it!

 

[MMike]

Prettayyyy Prettayyyyy Prettaaaayyyy...Prettayyyy good.

 

[MMike]

You emit a foul and unpleasant odour. I LOATHE you!!!

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

" I can obtain no knowledge from you, good day. "

 

[mantispf2000]

The only thing I want to hear right now is the sound of my own voice.....

"I don't believe I just did that"....... "Believe it, you did it".......

How do I know you're lying? Because I see your lips moving......