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ncrider

Turbo Monkey
Aug 15, 2004
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nope, but the site is kinda cool. Hmm, anouther player in the the VPP game, ehh. The HT frames look nice, but the FS frames aren't my cup of tea.
 

speedster

Monkey
Mar 19, 2002
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Transcend said:
Well that might work great for you or a chick, some of the rest of us wouldn't be too pleased with that. :eek: :help:

I don't think the name is a huge issue as you seem to be pointing out. I ride a cove stiffee sl and some of the other cove bikes have names worse than cock. Nobody has made an issue about them but this bike company seems to have struck a nerve with you.
 

klunky

Turbo Monkey
Oct 17, 2003
1,078
6
Scotland
whats the point in the BB shell of the cock?

I have seen some of there bikes in the flesh and they are nasty.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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klunky said:
whats the point in the BB shell of the cock?

I have seen some of there bikes in the flesh and they are nasty.
You're spending too much time staring at the flesh of nasty cocks, IMHO...fact is, any time so spent is too much time...

MD
 

Zutroy

Turbo Monkey
Dec 9, 2004
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Ventura,CA
speedster said:
I don't think the name is a huge issue as you seem to be pointing out. I ride a cove stiffee sl and some of the other cove bikes have names worse than cock. Nobody has made an issue about them but this bike company seems to have struck a nerve with you.

Cause the cove ones are funny....this is retarded
 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
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Transcend said:
Exactly.

Apparently speedster doesn't work in marketing, or is 14. One of the 2.
maybe he just likes the cock? :D never has it been more appropriate to say that
 

Inclag

Turbo Monkey
Sep 9, 2001
2,752
442
MA
MikeD said:
RESPECT THE COCK!
OMG LOL!!! :p :p


Out of curiousity I went to a Polish translator to see if "cock" in polish translated to something else. Nope.

I just hope that they use stickers for graphics.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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mcA896 said:
the "cock" seems suspiciously like the evil imp. i dont like.
Looks a lot more like a Nicolai 2mxtb to me, frankly, in terms of the way it's built. Twin top tubes aren't an exclusive feature to any one bike...

MD
 

Jeremy R

<b>x</b>
Nov 15, 2001
9,698
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behind you with a snap pop
I want to get a large with the raw finish.
So, I can call up the warranty dept and say,

"I have a large raw cock and my hanger is bent."

Ha, the polish.
First they give us Andrew Golota, now this. ;)
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,698
1,749
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Jeremy R said:
I want to get a large with the raw finish.
So, I can call up the warranty dept and say,

"I have a large raw cock and my hanger is bent."

Ha, the polish.
First they give us Andrew Golota, now this. ;)
I want to call up and ask for a polished frame. Then they can say, yes, the frames are from Poland. And I can say, no, I don't want a polish frame, I want a polished frame! And they can say, if you don't want a polish frame, you're in the wrong place! And I can say, no, no I DO want a polished polish frame! And then they can tell me I need to learn better English and hang up on me angrily.

MD
 

Inclag

Turbo Monkey
Sep 9, 2001
2,752
442
MA
From their website description

"Want something between your legs that'll really get you noticed? The Cock is what you need."

I guess their marketing decided that the target demographic are women and Bay Area riders :D
 

The Kadvang

I rule
Apr 13, 2004
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six five oh
MikeD said:
I want to call up and ask for a polished frame. Then they can say, yes, the frames are from Poland. And I can say, no, I don't want a polish frame, I want a polished frame! And they can say, if you don't want a polish frame, you're in the wrong place! And I can say, no, no I DO want a polished polish frame! And then they can tell me I need to learn better English and hang up on me angrily.

MD
You make me giggle.

Cock cock cock cock.
 

gmoney80

Chimp
Jul 8, 2004
13
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colorado springs, co
yeah i have been trying to get a pitbull because one of my german friends have one but i said screw it because they deffinitly aren't ready to ship to the us yet and why not just get an imperial
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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anybody got something to say about these bikes other than "cock?"

agreed, cock is a funny name, and i would love to joke about it. however, i would also love to hear from any monkey's that have ridden one of this company's frames (worded careuly, since i would get too many responses if asked for comments from "cock riding monkeys").
 
stoney98 said:
I'm gonna go with a whole lot of no.
The cock is an evil clone.Trying to pick up the imperial market for a lower price point.

Yep.
I also think its kinda silly name all your frames after tough dogs.
Amstaff,pitbull,presa canario, etc...........weak :stosh:

Look at me everbody i have a small wang so i gotta ride a frame with a manly name. :mumble:
 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
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stoney98 said:
I can't think of a HT frame that costs on par with the imperial. Hence, cheaper. For the same price, 99% of people would take the imp.
nicolais are pricey, no? yetis are as well...
 

trailhacker

Turbo Monkey
Jan 6, 2003
1,233
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In the hills around Seattle
LOOnatic said:
Yep.
I also think its kinda silly name all your frames after tough dogs.
Amstaff,pitbull,presa canario, etc...........weak :stosh:

Look at me everbody i have a small wang so i gotta ride a frame with a manly name. :mumble:
Is it really any worse than naming your frames after miltary weapons?
M1, Uzzi, etc?
 

frorider

Monkey
Jul 21, 2004
971
20
cali
beyondbikes.com has these on their site now. 1299 bucks for the dhx air/FS bike. the site lists "168 mm / 8,2" travel, which is unpossible.

anyone ride the bikes? or heard of a friend who has a cousin who won a race on one?
 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
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do NOT buy from beyondbikes.com. read the bad sellers and scams forum, sheesh.
 

frorider

Monkey
Jul 21, 2004
971
20
cali
Toshi said:
do NOT buy from beyondbikes.com. read the bad sellers and scams forum, sheesh.
yep beyondbikes has a reputation of sorts.

my point was that these Polish frames are now on a US website at 1299.
 

SuspectDevice

Turbo Monkey
Aug 23, 2002
4,171
380
Roanoke, VA
These "polish" frames are drawn by poles, named by poles, and made in
Asia, by the looks of it by A-pro. The designs look silly, and over the top. No thanks.
 

fuzzynutz

Monkey
Jul 11, 2004
629
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Chicagoland
The bike is called the cocker not cock. So all of these jokes don't really make much sense. I'd ride that pussy all night long though.