[peter6061]

Why do people think that because my bicycle is parked next to my desk in my cubicle that they have a right to come in and start messing with it?

Every day I park the bike as far back in my cubicle as I can and every day a slew of people come in and want to pick it up to see if it's light or touch the disc rotors because they haven't seen them before on a bicycle, etc, etc, etc,...

Do I go out and mess with your car? Do I pull up on the handles to see if the doors open? Do I start messing with your personal stuff when I come into your cubicle? Leave my ****ing bike alone. It's a bike. It runs like every other bike out there. If you have a question about it, or want to talk bikes, fine. But don't just come in and start picking up my bike and slamming it back down knicking its paint on the file cabinets. I have moved it as far out of the way as possible. What do I need to do, put a sign on it?

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[Secret Squirrel]

Why do people think that because my bicycle is parked next to my desk in my cubicle that they have a right to come in and start messing with it?

Every day I park the bike as far back in my cubicle as I can and every day a slew of people come in and want to pick it up to see if it's light or touch the disc rotors because they haven't seen them before on a bicycle, etc, etc, etc,...

Do I go out and mess with your car? Do I pull up on the handles to see if the doors open? Do I start messing with your personal stuff when I come into your cubicle? Leave my ****ing bike alone. It's a bike. It runs like every other bike out there. If you have a question about it, or want to talk bikes, fine. But don't just come in and start picking up my bike and slamming it back down knicking its paint on the file cabinets. I have moved it as far out of the way as possible. What do I need to do, put a sign on it?

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Angry Pirate.

 

[I Are Baboon]

 

[binary visions]

What do I need to do, put a sign on it?

All you have to do is beat one guy to death with a pedal wrench. Word will spread.

 

[peter6061]

All you have to do is beat one guy to death with a pedal wrench. Word will spread.

Tempted every day.

 

[BadDNA]

A couple fully charged capacitors hooked up to the frame should do the trick.

 

[LordOpie]

You could try talking them into commuting too?

I know, craaazy!

 

[BussaFrame]

All you have to do is beat one guy to death with a pedal wrench. Word will spread.

Hahahahahaha, so very true. Good luck with that Pete. Hopefully you can get people to leave it alone.

 

[stinkyboy]

 

[peter6061]

A couple fully charged capacitors hooked up to the frame should do the trick.

I like this. It is a steel frame.

 

[LordOpie]

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You virusing me?

 

[LordOpie]

You could try talking them into commuting too?

Great idea!

Either they will or you'll annoy them enough that they'll never come back to your cube!

 

[HenryTheHammer]

How bought installing one of those velvety ropes across the entrance of your cube. VIP access only baby!

 

[SilentJ]

All you have to do is beat one guy to death with a pedal wrench. Word will spread.

I've found chainwhips to be quite effective as well.

 

[LordOpie]

How bought installing one of those velvety ropes across the entrance of your cube. VIP access only baby!

Finally, an original and creative idea.

Approved.

 

[binary visions]

Why don't you try convincing them to commute, too?

No, wait, nevermind. That's just stupid. Sorry.

 

[peter6061]

...snip

Thanks, man. Printing now.

I like the velvet rope idea as well. It would also help with keeping the boss out. Might have to see if they have that in one of my catalogs.

 

[peter6061]

 

[kingbee]

You should try driving to work. It kills the earth, but hey, people will stop touching your bike.

 

[stinkyboy]

:biggrin:

 

[I Are Baboon]

LOL....awesome.

 

[BadDNA]

 

[ridefast]

looks like someone has a case of the thursdays

durka durka

 

[dirttastesgood]

Why do people think that because my bicycle is parked next to my desk in my cubicle that they have a right to come in and start messing with it?

Every day I park the bike as far back in my cubicle as I can and every day a slew of people come in and want to pick it up to see if it's light or touch the disc rotors because they haven't seen them before on a bicycle, etc, etc, etc,...

Do I go out and mess with your car? Do I pull up on the handles to see if the doors open? Do I start messing with your personal stuff when I come into your cubicle? Leave my ****ing bike alone. It's a bike. It runs like every other bike out there. If you have a question about it, or want to talk bikes, fine. But don't just come in and start picking up my bike and slamming it back down knicking its paint on the file cabinets. I have moved it as far out of the way as possible. What do I need to do, put a sign on it?

[/RANT]

attach some wires to it so you have a nice electrical current running through it, the smell of burnt flesh will keep people away from your cubicle

 

[XANDER]

If it's a dude, charge em' money...it's a manlaw I say..

If it's a chick, they have to show their tits...

Or no touchy, touchy.

Pimp..

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

A sign will just invite more bike groping, which is good if you are going to run electrical current through it. A couple of car batteries hidden behind your desk should do the trick.

 

[demo 9]

get a hub with some spokes on it and a rope and whip people with it-never done it but it seems like it would hurt.

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

i have an eletric fence transformer you can borrow