[Dartman]

Bachmann to shut down the internet...

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/07/08/bachmann-pledges-to-ban-all-forms-of-pornography/

It's bad enough she actually holds public office and scary as hell that she's running for President in a country where there's enough fat stupid Jeebus people to vote her in.

 

[stoney]

I'm at a loss of words...

 

[dante]

What's funny is that she doesn't even see the irony of this:

The Minnesota Republican also agreed that Sharia law is a "form of totalitarian control."

 

[clarkenstein]

how can someone's brain think that the government shouldn't be big and try to control everything, yet want the government to be big and control everything?

it makes me implode and explode at the same time, so nothing happens thankfully.

 

[Beef Supreme]

how can someone's brain think that the government shouldn't be big and try to control everything, yet want the government to be big and control everything?

Ask a true believer this question if you know any. You can almost see the mental gymnastics required to not get it.

 

[dante]

It's ok, they're well-practiced after the mental gymnastics of trying to prove that tax cuts don't cost money....

 

[goofy]

What's funny is that she doesn't even see the irony of this:

The one thing that I find funny about this whole freak out about sharia law is because of the part of the constitution they DON'T like (the whole freedom of religion thing) it will never happen in this country.

I saw somewhere there was a group of Muslim investors trying to put in a shopping center in D.C. and people where getting upset because they (the investors) didn't want certain types of businesses in there, ie beer, wine and liquor stores but restaurants where allowed to serve booze. If it was a christian group they would be saying how great they are.

 

[Pesqueeb]

What's funny is that she doesn't even see the irony of this:

I hope you cleared the use of the word "irony" in that sentence with syadasti.

 

[dante]

Damn. I should have used hypocritical....

 

[nyhc00]

If porn is outlawed, then only outlaws will watch porn.

 

[$tinkle]

ok, all you masturbatons climb down off your moms. she only pledged to end it. heck, i pledge thousands of $$$/yr to both PBS & NPR

all right, back to fapping:
http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/07/16/the-indecision-0910-political-porkcake-calendar-march-michele-bachmann/

 

[drkenan]

She's probably wild in the sack.

 

[dante]

She's probably wild in the sack.

I wonder if she's into being smothered with a pillow and punched repeatedly in the face?

 

[heavy metal]

cognitive dissonance should be life threatening to humans. then this would all sort its self out.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Apparently, this is also in the pledge that Rep Batsh*t from Minnesota signed:

Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA's first African-American President.

So........Slavery good?

 

[JohnE]

If porn is outlawed, then only outlaws will watch porn.

Call me Butch Cassidy then...

 

[insanitylevel9]

nnnnoooooo save the porn

 

[4xBoy]

I used to work with people that voted for her, they make her sound smart.

 

[$tinkle]

you can't stomp out pr0n w/o first stomping out teh ghey

consider this final notice, you buncha tea-bagging faggots

 

[JohnE]

Stomp out everything that you fear, dislike or misunderstand! I am starting with riders of recumbent bikes...

 

[jonKranked]

if she wins, she'd have a potential trifecta with lincoln and jfk

 

[Pesqueeb]

you can't stomp out pr0n w/o first stomping out teh ghey

consider this final notice, you buncha tea-bagging faggots

She'll do well here in the Springs.

 

[$tinkle]

She'll do well here in the Springs.

doubt it; we're certified gay free

i'm more curious (heh) about her hubby's company taking medicaid/medicare payments for services rendered, which is obviously another out-of-control gov't program.

 

[dante]

But that's federal money to convert people to Jeebus. That's *good* government spending.

 

[Westy]

But that's federal money to convert people to Jeebus. That's *good* government spending.

No, money spend on baby boomers is *good* government spending. The rest of us are lazy worthless ****s.

There is a political commercial on TV for the Republican Medicare plan that cracks me up.

They say:
-Medicare will be bankrupt in 10 years
-Their new plan will not affect current retirees or those retiring in 10 years

My math tells me that their plan just forces those currently working either pay more into the system (higher taxes) or just lets the system go bankrupt in 10 years screwing anyone under 55.

 

[$tinkle]

you want ppl *over* 55 screwing?

what are they called..."honey badgers"?

 

[LOOnatic]

No, money spend on baby boomers is *good* government spending. The rest of us are lazy worthless ****s.

There is a political commercial on TV for the Republican Medicare plan that cracks me up.

They say:
-Medicare will be bankrupt in 10 years
-Their new plan will not affect current retirees or those retiring in 10 years

My math tells me that their plan just forces those currently working either pay more into the system (higher taxes) or just lets the system go bankrupt in 10 years screwing anyone under 55.

Yep, thats the plan in a nutshell.....

 

[Silver]

doubt it; we're certified gay free

i'm more curious (heh) about her hubby's company taking medicaid/medicare payments for services rendered, which is obviously another out-of-control gov't program.

I thought Haggard moved back?

Or does he get a pass because he's bi?

 

[$tinkle]

he's straight

just trust me on this

 

[Pesqueeb]

I thought Haggard moved back?

Or does he get a pass because he's bi?

No. He's still queer as a 3 dollar bill, but he's had "therapy" and is much better now thank you.

He also has a new church that apparently is doing quite well, maybe Mrs. Bachman could give a campaign speech there.

*edit: sniped.

 

[Silver]

he's straight

just trust me on this

He had your cock in his mouth when you were posting this, didn't he?

edit: Ted Haggard has your cock in his mouth, I mean. Just in case Ted has a google alert for his name...

 

[rockofullr]

oh Jon, you so silly

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/jon-stewart-dr-bachmann-cures-gays-so-he-can-horde-all-the-gayness-for-himself/