[ultraNoob]

Would you be willing to carry 250lbs of dead weight alone, 4blocks (quarter mile), cross traffic 2x, go up 2 flights of stairs, and down a hall way to save $200?

I guess I was and now my shoulder's not moving

 

[LordOpie]

No, but I'd pay to see that, especially if blood or a limb torn off happened.

 

[douglas]

did you kill the fat chick that sits next to dirttastesgood ?

 

[drakan]

200? No, 2000? Yes.

 

[bean]

$200? For sure.

 

[Spero]

did you kill the fat chick that sits next to dirttastesgood ?

haha - at least he got some cool makeup and black clothes out of the deal

 

[X3pilot]

did you kill the fat chick that sits next to dirttastesgood ?

rep given..

 

[ultraNoob]

Came across a plate glass mirror 10'x5'x3/8" next to a dumpster in an alley not too far from my apartment. With some trimming, it would look great on my wall in the kitchen. Didn't want anyone to beat me to it or some punk to break it, so I lugged it home. I would get 10-15 yards before I'd have to stop and rest.

I've carried 200/215lb people on my shoulders before and could go for a 1.0 - 1.5 miles before i'd have to rest but this was rediculous. whenenver a car would pass me, the mirror became a sail. got it home, it looks great, I thought it was worth it last night, but this morning.... not so sure

 

[SilentJ]

fock me....thats a lot of dead whore babies. good score.

 

[kingbee]

No, but I'd pay to see that, especially if blood or a limb torn off happened.

With a mirror that size, it could have easily turned into that.

 

[I Are Baboon]

For 250 lbs of beer, yes.

 

[manimal]

I've carried 200/215lb people on my shoulders before and could go for a 1.0 - 1.5 miles before i'd have to rest but this was rediculous. whenenver a car would pass me, the mirror became a sail. got it home, it looks great, I thought it was worth it last night, but this morning.... not so sure

wow...if you can carry a 200/215lb person for a mile w/out stopping than you are my new hero! heck, if you can carry that much for 1/4 mile you'll be my hero.

 

[ultraNoob]

I usually carry 5-8 gal of water in my ruck when I hike. Most hikes can get into the 5-10 mile range. Participated in a Ranger competition back in the day and carried my 185lb buddy almost 4 miles before we switched. To his credit, he carried me 5 miles before we switched again and crossed the finish line. I guess it's all about how you distribute the weight. but that mirror kicked my ass

 

[peter6061]

Oooops. Thought this was another girlfriend thread.

 

[ultraNoob]

nah, i dumped her last week.... at 2am

 

[BurlyShirley]

Is this supposed to be some kind of Bill Brasky, Chuck Norris thread?

 

[skinny mike]

after reading the first post i thought you killed a hooker and had to hide the body from her(his?) pimp.

 

[ultraNoob]

considering the neighborhood I live in... that could be a distinct possibility some day

google "el cajon blvd. san diego"... look for prostitutes

 

[ultraNoob]

awww. my first modded thread... I feel special... really... now I feel like a monkey

 

[Fonzie18]

considering the neighborhood I live in... that could be a distinct possibility some day

google "el cajon blvd. san diego"... look for prostitutes

Awwww man, be careful out there.

 

[Serial Midget]

A mirror of that size is wasted in the kitchen - who wants to see themselves cook?

 

[offsprung]

considering the neighborhood I live in... that could be a distinct possibility some day

google "el cajon blvd. san diego"... look for prostitutes

which side of fifth street are you on?

 

[ultraNoob]

A mirror of that size is wasted in the kitchen - who wants to see themselves cook?

oster_oops: I meant the dining room.

which side of fifth street are you on?

the ghetto side

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Came across a plate glass mirror 10'x5'x3/8" next to a dumpster in an alley not too far from my apartment. With some trimming, it would look great on my wall in the kitchen. Didn't want anyone to beat me to it or some punk to break it, so I lugged it home. I would get 10-15 yards before I'd have to stop and rest.

I've carried 200/215lb people on my shoulders before and could go for a 1.0 - 1.5 miles before i'd have to rest but this was rediculous. whenenver a car would pass me, the mirror became a sail. got it home, it looks great, I thought it was worth it last night, but this morning.... not so sure

I almost got kited off a bridge once on a windy day when I was hoofing it carrying several 4 x 8' sheets of masonite.

 

[dan wask]

Came across a plate glass mirror 10'x5'x3/8" next to a dumpster in an alley not too far from my apartment. With some trimming, it would look great on my wall in the kitchen. Didn't want anyone to beat me to it or some punk to break it, so I lugged it home. I would get 10-15 yards before I'd have to stop and rest.

I've carried 200/215lb people on my shoulders before and could go for a 1.0 - 1.5 miles before i'd have to rest but this was rediculous. whenenver a car would pass me, the mirror became a sail. got it home, it looks great, I thought it was worth it last night, but this morning.... not so sure

Glad to hear you found a mirror your wife can see all of herself in

 

[ultraNoob]

haha, didn't mythbusters try that with a 4'x8'x1/2" piece of plywood?