If they could stop, it wouldn't be as entertaining for the rest of us
Damn fixie hipsters
- Thread starter CBJ
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saw stretched eared, heavily tattooed and chrome bag wearing fixie hipster riding from the opposite direction today. i immediately stuck my crotch to my stem and got into a hipster skidding position, and grabbed my brake to skid the rear tire. i yelled out "HIPSTEEEEEEEEEEER" while performing my stunt. dude made a funny confused face.
Ok dick. Your story would only be better if you would have eaten **** during your stunt. Seriously, that's not much above cars full of testosterone fueled bros that yell at bikers while trying to throw crap at them.
And don't flame me because I already said I had a fixie earlier in the thread, this has happened to me while riding all of my bikes: fixie, geared road bike, or my hardtail/street bike.
hows it no different? was i cursing at him to get off the road? was i throwing at him a soda can filled with urine?
i wasnt even giving him **** because he was riding a fixie. i was giving him **** for using it as a fashion accessory.
i wasnt even giving him **** because he was riding a fixie. i was giving him **** for using it as a fashion accessory.
If the answers to ANY of these questions is no, then you should be banned.
If one is a hipster fixie riding fag who doesn't want to be made fun of then one should stop being a hipster fixie riding fag. Seems pretty simple to me.
Yesterday I saw the same Hipster Fixie dude ride by wearing a brand new helmet.
Nice to see someone learning.
Nice to see someone learning.
This probably deserves it's own thread....friggin' fixie chicks:
They finally found a way to make flatland less popular.
I love fixie chicks....but only if they are tattooed, pierced, smoking an American Spirit & swilling cheap beer.
But those german chicks in leotards are OK too.
Its like RAD, but not as cool.
they're bike dancing!
lulz wot?
not digging back to see if this video was posted. it is dope though, so it deserves a double pump if it was posted before.
http://www.pinkbike.com/video/92695/
http://www.pinkbike.com/video/92695/
Columbus is full of them. They all go to this bar bodega for grilled cheese monday, rock chrome bags all night, drink PBR and wipe the foam from their staches.
I like riding next to them on my DH bike, then plowing into a curb, directly up it then blasting down stairs. They think im a bro and its ok, because i dont need to hear some kid tell me a million times how amazing Animal Collective is.
I like riding next to them on my DH bike, then plowing into a curb, directly up it then blasting down stairs. They think im a bro and its ok, because i dont need to hear some kid tell me a million times how amazing Animal Collective is.