When the space shuttle crashed a few years ago, my mom called me...
"If you see any parts of the shuttle, don't touch them, they may be radioactive."
The other day, we had tornados here...
"If you see a tornado, get out of the car and lay down."
When the hiker got his hand trapped under a boulder in Utah...
"Do you bring a sharp knife with you when you hike?
me: "Uhh, so I can cut my hand off if it gets trapped?"
"Yes."
Today my mom called me...
"I heard about the guy with XDR TB in the Denver hospital. He was in Rome, right?"
me: "Mom, I was in Rome about a month before he was."
"Ok, but go get tested anyway."
I love my crazy mom.
"If you see any parts of the shuttle, don't touch them, they may be radioactive."
The other day, we had tornados here...
"If you see a tornado, get out of the car and lay down."
When the hiker got his hand trapped under a boulder in Utah...
"Do you bring a sharp knife with you when you hike?
me: "Uhh, so I can cut my hand off if it gets trapped?"
"Yes."
Today my mom called me...
"I heard about the guy with XDR TB in the Denver hospital. He was in Rome, right?"
me: "Mom, I was in Rome about a month before he was."
"Ok, but go get tested anyway."
I love my crazy mom.