i liked the "Mother, tell your children not to lube my gate" comment...there was a thread on some metal board about Danzig complaining to the contractors that installed a massive wrought iron gate at his mansion that the hinges should creak more and be spookier.
edit - even better, it's on the Swobo board:
http://www.swobo.com/htatbl/archives/2007/06/glenn_danzig_is_an_absolute_ca.html
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