Remind me to stay away from you during a zombie apocalypse.a machete, so that i can cannibalize others for food and any reliable 12ga and any reliable 9mm and lots of rounds would be enough.
a machete, so that i can cannibalize others for food and any reliable 12ga and any reliable 9mm and lots of rounds would be enough.
Plus a Bigwheel, you and your children would be a force to be reckoned with. Take the pedals off and put some kind of footpeg on it and then pull them with the quad. Just Badass huh?Well we don't have hilux availability here in there states. So my choice of a unicat diesel is simply because I could run it on bio fuel and there will be plenty of spare cooking oil around restaurants to convert.
And, once I get to Mt/Hood's higher remote elevations. I'd simply set-up base camp with visibility and being remote I don't have to worry about walkers stumbling up on me often. Plenty of wildlife to eat from and with the available quad on the unicat, making trips down to the columbia or to rivers to fish will be fast and easy.
yeah, he has given me some pretty kickass recipes for thighs and calves....So is your uncle one of those portrayed in the movie "Alive"?
my kids all get washed away in old socks or in rubber tubes.
Im making chudbabies.
i found a few for sale in places like vt but they are far and few betweenWell we don't have hilux availability here in there states.
Well, keep in mind that I am trying to write something that is different and unique. My story actually focuses on a woman and her daughter who deals with all three groups, and almost every zombie story I have read or seen involves either regular people or gun nuts.Sanjuro,
So your writing a book about a bunch of emo kids. Dress in black? This is assuming zombies can see well. They are clumsy, slow and stupid. You can hang out with your coffee shop kids. I'll be up in the woods with a few guns and a beasty truck.
Im pretty sure a Saiga 12 firing full auto with a few drum mags will make a quick mess of that cluster.
your secret is safe.One of these because I never had one as a child. View attachment 109661 and a $100,000 in singles.
For now I 'm keeping my plan to myself.....
Not to bring too much reality to this thread, but there aren't any gun stores within 10 miles of my home in SF. Even if I could make it to the Big 5 in Daly City, I would imagine every other survivor would be there as well.Well, if were considering the dead reanimating and even being able to move at all. It's same to make the assumption that weapons would be available.
I'm not going to Costco, but a restaurant supply house in the industrial part of town. I don't think Mission hipsters and Haight Street hippies could find it now if they google mapped it. And what makes you think I'm defenseless?Well I guess with all you defenseless city folk, it's gonna be sometime until I have to worry.
Your story goes like this. Everyone heads to food warehouse. Once inside infection can spread and the dead pile up outside waiting for their meals. People worse than the dead attack for food.
Im having coffee in the woods alone far enough up that zombies or infection don't spread well.
fvck a food warehouse, i'm going to my fortified farm.Well I guess with all you defenseless city folk, it's gonna be sometime until I have to worry.
Your story goes like this. Everyone heads to food warehouse. Once inside infection can spread and the dead pile up outside waiting for their meals. People worse than the dead attack for food.
Im having coffee in the woods alone far enough up that zombies or infection don't spread well.
Easier to shoot them at night!Im keeping the magpul masada though with the ability to switch parts and fire nato or 762 rounds.
Last thing I'd want is a flamethrower. Flaming zombies are the same as not of fire ones, just theyre on fire.
you're operating under the assumption that humans will be the only zombies. watch out for zombie bears and zombie wolvesEasier to shoot them at night!
A slip tank of fuel in my truck and we can be a long way away from civilization in a few hours up here. There is more than enough wildlife around to keep fed and there are enough hunting and trapping cabins out there that no one living-dead or alive would ever find you. We usually keep a few weeks worth of food/water in the house just in case we get a really bad storm that could be loaded up.
Sh!t its going to be -48*C tomorrow here with the wind you have to be prepared a little bit when it all goes sideways.
don't forget zombie crabs.The amount of serious thought/responses in this thread is making me LOL at my desk.
Congratulations, you wrote The Village.Actually the way my screenplay goes is that this family is living on a remote farm, with no zombies around at all. Then the father gets badly injured in a farming accident, and the whole family goes to the closest city to seek medical help.
I hadn't thought about that, but The Village is classic M. Night Shyamalan, a huge build-up to a twist ending.Congratulations, you wrote The Village.
i will see your movie IFF mooshie is a zombie that gets disemboweled with a tattoo gun.I hadn't thought about that, but The Village is classic M. Night Shyamalan, a huge build-up to a twist ending.
My screenplay, has the farm scene going about 3 minutes long before they get into the Volvo station wagon for the drive to Zombie City.
Actually, I can picture it now: do a peaceful farm scene while the opening credits roll, then right after "Written & Directed by Sanjuro", the arm into the thresher.
The entire audience knows already that the family are going to leave the farm to fight zombies, so why take very long to build the back story?
They're not dead, they're undead.Couple things with zombie movies that bother me.
They're dead, no brain activity therefore they wouldn't move worth a damn. No running, no screaming. Since there zero brain activity mobility would be akin to a mummy.
They see/process things. No brain activity, no sight. They would literally have to accidentally fall on you to get a bite.
The really ****ed up ones don't move any worse than the recently deceased.
My ideal zombie movie is sorta like my fighting midgets dream. The original remake of day of the dead, the girl leaves the farm house and basically walks away, walking around zombies. A one point she points a .357 at one of them as she walks by. Light a midget fight it should be boring until theres 15 of them.
basic functions like sight, touch, mobility, balance, etc are handled by a different part of the brain than conscious thought.Couple things with zombie movies that bother me.
They're dead, no brain activity therefore they wouldn't move worth a damn. No running, no screaming. Since there zero brain activity mobility would be akin to a mummy.
They see/process things. No brain activity, no sight. They would literally have to accidentally fall on you to get a bite.
The really ****ed up ones don't move any worse than the recently deceased.
My ideal zombie movie is sorta like my fighting midgets dream. The original remake of day of the dead, the girl leaves the farm house and basically walks away, walking around zombies. A one point she points a .357 at one of them as she walks by. Light a midget fight it should be boring until theres 15 of them.