[Colonel Angus]

We’ll find out soon.

Came back from Barcelona today with fever, headache, achy skin, and a slight cough. As does my wife. All of which are reported symptoms.

Where I work there are approximately 40 Chinese nationals, many of whom traveled to China, including the Wuhan province, over the recent holiday shutdown.

We have been instructed to not report to a hospital. Tomorrow I will be calling the emergency number for France, and someone will come to our house to investigate.

Yeah, I’m a bit concerned. Stay safe out there Monkeys.

 

[mandown]

Shit.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Um, good luck!

 

[Jm_]

Hopefully not, but a lot of bad crap has been going around in third world places, or in my situation, in remote villages. Two weeks ago everyone was sick and it was a death-zone. Luckily I didn't get hit by whatever it was, but lots of flu going around...

 

[StiHacka]

Sorry to hear, I am sure it's a false alarm. Self diagnosis rarely works.

 

[Pesqueeb]

"summertime colds are the worst."

 

[Nick]

You weren't bitten by any monkeys recently, were you?

 

[Westy]

Much more likely to be the flu or EbolAIDS.
Either way hope you feel better soon.

 

[eric strt6]

Hope you are given the all clear. Then go kill your co workers

 

[sundaydoug]

I do a lot of reading in the winter, a few weeks ago I picked this one up to read for the second time. Great timing for sure.

 

[Westy]

Thankfully, we are ready for this.

Trump Shuttered Program Meant To Prevent The Next Viral Pandemic

"Predict was an approach to heading off pandemics, instead of sitting there waiting for them to emerge."

mavenroundtable.io

 

[Jozz]

might be a toomah.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Iznotta toomah!

 

[stevew]

"summertime colds are the worst."

you might enjoy charlie hustons joe pitt vampire series....

 

[canadmos]

Hope it's not!

Around the area that I live, there is a major asian population. So much that caucasians are the minority. A lot of the asian people are starting to wear these black medical type masks. Creepy..

 

[stevew]

@stoney

whatch u know

 

[Nick]

 

[stoney]

@stoney

whatch u know

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I got nothing. If you are seeing it on a Yahoo Finance add, it's probably too late...

 

[stevew]

I got nothing. If you are seeing it on a Yahoo Finance add, it's probably too late...

i just thought it was funny...

 

[Pesqueeb]

I do a lot of reading in the winter, a few weeks ago I picked this one up to read for the second time. Great timing for sure.

I just finished Station 11 last night. Pretty good read with a similar backstory.

 

[Jozz]

Hope it's not!

Around the area that I live, there is a major asian population. So much that caucasians are the minority. A lot of the asian people are starting to wear these black medical type masks. Creepy..

They might just be ninjas.

 

[Jm_]

They might just be ninjas.

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Is that Obama?

 

[Westy]

I just finished Station 11 last night. Pretty good read with a similar backstory.

I enjoyed the story but it seemed to go out of the way to use various literary flourishes that really didn't add to the experience, at least for me.

 

[Colonel Angus]

They might just be ninjas.

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is that Obama under that mask?

 

[Pesqueeb]

I enjoyed the story but it seemed to go out of the way to use various literary flourishes that really didn't add to the experience, at least for me.

I mean, it wasn't fantastic, but it was good in a "summer reading" sort of way.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

is that Obama under that mask?

Well, do you have ebolaids or not?

 

[Jozz]

is that Obama under that mask?

Yes it's Obama, cause Obama cares.

 

[Westy]

Who is Al?

 

[Colonel Angus]

As advised, false alarm. Merely the early stages of a nasty stomach flu. I'll spare you any further details. Thanks for your concern/disdain.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Thanks for your concern/disdain.

They are the same thing on RM

 

[jonKranked]

They are the same thing on RM

has he cooked anything in a wok lately?

 

[TN]

I always spell 'cough', 'couch' lol

 

[maxyedor]

As advised, false alarm. Merely the early stages of a nasty stomach flu. I'll spare you any further details. Thanks for your concern/disdain.

Too bad, living in a first world country, you're probably not going to die from Coronavirus, but you might have gotten a book deal or something out of it or at least an interview on CNN. Instead you just have to shit/puke your brains out for 24 hours and nobody cares.

 

[Westy]

They are the same thing on RM

I hope all monkeys have long rich lives so I can directly Express my disdain and hatred for decades to come.

At least until the climate wars break out and society degrades into a free for all when I can very respectfully render your carcasses into food, burn your fat in lamps and fashion your skin and bones into various practical objects.

 

[Jozz]

cancel "patient 0" custom title.

 

[StiHacka]

I hope all monkeys have long rich lives so I can directly Express my disdain and hatred for decades to come.

At least until the climate wars break out and society degrades into a free for all when I can very respectfully render your carcasses into food, burn your fat in lamps and fashion your skin and bones into various practical objects.

That was my plan. America will forever be known as the land of the best blubber.

 

[DaveW]

You weren't bitten by any monkeys recently, were you?

After taking legal advice, I can neither confirm nor deny any occurrence of shenanigans on my recent trip to France.

 

[SkaredShtles]

After taking legal advice, I can neither confirm nor deny any occurrence of shenanigans on my recent trip to France.

Aren't you moving to France soon or something?

 

[DaveW]

Aren't you moving to France soon or something?

Nah, few more years before I can retire, it's just a holiday house for now.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Nah, few more years before I can retire, it's just a holiday house for now.

DIBS!!!