[slimshady]

So, what's next? variable length cranks?

Just watching the video made me want to hide in the bong shed with my venerable Orbea Rallón. If she ever gets to see that video, it would surely drive her to commit suicide...

 

[boostindoubles]

Unicorns!?!?

 

[kidwoo]

How does I rally mountain bike?

 

[dump]

But, but, but pros are using it!

 

[Westy]

How does I rally mountain bike?

Huck stairs?

 

[slimshady]

How does I rally mountain bike?

Because Spaniards.

 

[djjohnr]

Looks completely stupid...but would probably be cool to have on a 5 hour death march.

 

[Bikael Molton]

Aluminum dicknose for your bike. Love it.

 

[kidwoo]

Huck stairs?

"we have a stem position for that™"

 

[maxyedor]

That thing is sweet, once the bushings wear a bit, and the lock holes wallow out a smidge, it should be loud enough for me to do away with my cow bell saving me valuable grams while still alerting hikers to the Enduroing going on on the trail. I'll take 7!

 

[jstuhlman]

 

[rideit]

That needs to come standard with a Bionocon.

 

[Trekrules]

But will it blend??

 

[slimshady]

I see a flourishing market for these contraptions on those 29ers with insanely tall headtubes. </SARCASM>

 

[Muddy]

Fishsticks.

 

[6thElement]

Can't ride today, I've got to bleed my stem.

 

[kidwoo]

Can't ride today because I realized that I bought this stupid ass stem and I don't deserve to live.

 

[TrumbullHucker]

"Can't ride today my stem rails are loose :/ "

 

[tacubaya]

CTD is back bitcheeeeees!

 

[Jm_]

You'll need bar-ends just to have all your lockouts, dropper controls and other assorted crap.

 

[slimshady]

Combine it with tis for maximum enduroability!!!

 

[Mo(n)arch]

Only rideable in combination with the " Ostrich-post™ ".

 

[Jm_]

Fuck, I'm going to be the first to patent a dropper post that has a separate control to ADJUST SADDLE ANGLE. I'll call it the Rocker® and I will make billions. You all have no idea how your current fixed saddles limit you and how you can't ride ride right now. I win.

 

[slimshady]

So This

Plus this:

Plus this:

Equals Really-Really-Really Forward Geometry (RRFG)?

Eat your heart out, Cesar Rojo!!!

 

[slimshady]

Fuck, I'm going to be the first to patent a dropper post that has a separate control to ADJUST SADDLE ANGLE. I'll call it the Rocker® and I will make billions. You all have no idea how your current fixed saddles limit you and how you can't ride ride right now. I win.

Pff, you've got nothing to compete against my RAILR© seatpost. Variable seat rail position adjustment on the fly. Just goes hand-in-hand with this marvelous stem. Imagine being able to transfer your weight forward for long climbs, while instantly lowering your front end all at the push of a lever... and you don't even need to shorten your fork's stroke! that's so old now, dude...

PS: I'm also calling dibs on the dual-remote-lever to adjust the stem and seat rail positions at the same time.

 

[Mo(n)arch]

So This

Plus this:

Plus this:

Equals Really-Really-Really Forward Geometry (RRFG)?

 

[Westy]

This is half assed. You really need to adjust the wheel base of the bike. I am thinking servo controlled top/down tube linear actuators. Might as well do the same with chainstays. That way you could program in how much anti-squat you have.

 

[Nick]

Pff, you've got nothing to compete against my RAILR© seatpost. Variable seat rail position adjustment on the fly. Just goes hand-in-hand with this marvelous stem. Imagine being able to transfer your weight forward for long climbs, while instantly lowering your front end all at the push of a lever... and you don't even need to shorten your fork's stroke! that's so old now, dude...

PS: I'm also calling dibs on the dual-remote-lever to adjust the stem and seat rail positions at the same time.

Honestly, at that point I'll take the bus.

 

[Trasselkalle]

One lever to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them.

 

[xy9ine]

plus this:

 

[jstuhlman]

 

[dump]

plus this:

thanks for the memory jog... forgot about that! Not sure I ever saw one in real life... only in pictures/ads... and they ran a hell of a lot of ads... circa 1994/5.

 

[rideit]

The PowerPost.
Weighed like two pounds...

 

[slimshady]

The PowerPost.
Weighed like two pounds...

Revived by Evil Bikes?

 

[Bikael Molton]

Evil Bikes should invent Non-Useless Seat Tube Angles (NUSTA Technology)™

 

[Huck Banzai]

But can it core a apple?

 

[marshalolson]

it that thing adjusted from 35mm to 50mm to 70mm, and wasn't a death trap, i'd hit it.