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What kind of injuries have you had in mountain biking? - product design project

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BigBeastAT, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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  2. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    I have a hole in my sternum, damaged rotators in each shoulder, broken each wrist more times than I can count, two non union seperated ribs, broke the right knee, fingers who knows how many times, left elbow broken, hyper extended both knee's multiple times....... So far never have I had to be reasebmled though
     
  3. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    everything happened.................twice...................uphill.....................in the snow.................both ways.
     
  4. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You guys should consider another activity... maybe knitting, for example?
     
  5. Quo Fan

    Quo Fan don't make me kick your ass

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    Nobody ever gets hurt mountain biking. If they did, the government would shut down all mountain biking because it is unsafe.
     
  6. Iridemtb

    Iridemtb Turbo Monkey

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    BUURRRNNNN!!!!! :rofl:
     
  7. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    I have a much different perspective on injuries now that I work at an orthopedics company.
     
  8. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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  9. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Hey now, the hole in my sternum matches up perfectly with the topcap on my stem, an so happens to match perfectly with the hole in the chest plate on my armor........
     
  10. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    pride.
     
  11. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    No, seriously. Bighitr started a thread talking about how he'd seen some guy who was hurt on the side of the trail and then left him there. Turned out the hurt guy was mattmatt, and he almost died.
     
  12. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    Way to go team monkey.
     
  13. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    I remember that...

    Quite a thread...
     
  14. kazlx

    kazlx Patches O'Houlihan

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    Srsly?! How could I have missed that one?
     
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    mattmatt86 Turbo Monkey

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    Deleted rather quickly. Apparently my buddy that spent 6 hours in the hospital with me and drove me around in scrubs all drugged up to find a pharmacy chimed in later that night after he dropped me off at home. I passed out when as soon as I got in bed so I never got to see it before it got deleted. He called me the next morning to fill me in on the hilarity.
     
  16. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Apparently you were being quite inconsiderate by just laying on the trail bleeding instead of getting out of BigHitr's way.
     
  17. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    fkna. some of you make me never want to ride a bike again.
     
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    Yup, that.
     
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    That thread was something else...... We had already slammed Hitr for it WAY before we knew it was a monkey he left behind....... Man someone restore that thread.... Just for a little while...
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Pain heals..... Most of the time..... Besides I am too much of an adrenaline junky to stop
     
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    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    i'm still pretty gimpy.
     
  22. HardtailHack

    HardtailHack used an iron once

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    He was wearing knicks, maybe he was embarrassed to hang with a dude in Lycra?
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    You also still hold the title for the worst bike injury here on the monkey too
     
  24. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    There is that.
     
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  26. Polandspring88

    Polandspring88 Superman

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    BigHitr probably thought he was just menstruating. Vigorously.
     
  27. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    mask to prove it?
     
  28. WestCoastHucker

    WestCoastHucker Turbo Monkey

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    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    Well played, gentlemen.
     
  30. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I have very sensitive Nipples. Both of them....