[Huck Banzai]

<Insert random diatribe here>

also, why

 

[S.K.C.]

I vote a for probationary period for SCARY's 3rd Green Square...

 

[H8R]

Years ago I dated a girl who grew up in south Lake Tahoe. She knew Sean Palmer. She said he was the single biggest douche bag on the planet. And this chick came from all the party places in Lake Tahoe, lived in NYC for awhile, and later was a bartender in Oakland, so she had a pretty comprehensive rating scale for douche bags.

 

[kidwoo]

Years ago I dated a girl who grew up in south Lake Tahoe. She knew Sean Palmer. She said he was the single biggest douche bag on the planet. And this chick came from all the party places in Lake Tahoe, lived in NYC for awhile, and later was a bartender in Oakland, so she had a pretty comprehensive rating scale for douche bags.

Tells you how boring downhill mountain biking is and was.

 

[S.K.C.]

LOL.

Needs more Troy Hartman:

 

[aaronjb]

Years ago I dated a girl who grew up in south Lake Tahoe. She knew Sean Palmer. She said he was the single biggest douche bag on the planet. And this chick came from all the party places in Lake Tahoe, lived in NYC for awhile, and later was a bartender in Oakland, so she had a pretty comprehensive rating scale for douche bags.

Edit: Palmernauts are a touchy bunch.

 

[dropmachine]

I will never understand why people think that just because an athlete is sucessful that they also have to be a role model.

KNow why SP was possibly a jerk/ douche/ whatever? Cause **** you, hes Shawn Palmer thats why.

 

[rockofullr]

LOL.

Needs more Troy Hartman:

What the fvck is on that dudes head?

 

[OGRipper]

I will never understand why people think that just because an athlete is sucessful that they also have to be a role model.

KNow why SP was possibly a jerk/ douche/ whatever? Cause **** you, hes Shawn Palmer thats why.

People want the same success and figure they need to copy the whole package to get it. Plus for some it justifies hedonism and being an arrogant prick.

Still a role model:

 

[SCARY]

It's just human nature.You're in that kind of place,you're in the role model spot,like it or not,want it or not.
It's the same reason 1/2 the guys in basketball are covered in tats or every football team has 2 black guys with long with dreads.

It's why I'm inside Aaron Gwins house right now,looking through his refrigerator to make a list of what he eats....ooh!.....velveeta Mac and cheese!!I have that!

 

[was?]

I don't think that aaron would be particularly fond of you, maybe you'd get a pass, if you'd be able to pretend to be his imbecile flatmate, which you couldn't.
too fast for the left lane, too slow for the right...
no malignity intended, i'm just assessing.

what was it you were trying to say?

 

[SCARY]

Yeah,no....really...I don't fee maligned at all.Really.

I'm done explaining myself.If you don't get it the first time,I'm not helping you or me by expounding on it.Lesson learned.

The German comedy clubs must be a hoot and a half,though.

 

[bizutch]

It's why I'm inside Aaron Gwins house right now,looking through his refrigerator to make a list of what he eats....ooh!.....velveeta Mac and cheese!!I have that!

Are you Gwinning?

 

[SCARY]

I figured if I exclaimed"Gwinning" it would set off a whole nother round of hatred.


But I was full on (gwinning) on the inside.

 

[SuspectDevice]

I jotted down some notes about DH's complicated relationship with the Hagiography of Palmer a while ago that's worth sharing here.

The executive summary is essentially this:

 

[SinatorJ]

You're takin short cuts now,Doug.

Plus,anything JP says can be nullified by a bald joke or one about about arranging a rendezvous with his hot wife.

It knocks him off his game.

yea I was going to stay out but I couldn't help it. Larry is still bummed nico left the scene that piled on the fact it was 116 in the valley monday and you will get a whiner of a thread. Btw bon hates whiners.

 

[bizutch]

A thread is truly epic if it draws out JP.